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Creepy sayings that would be perfect for your Halloween Instagram caption.

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You can use these short and creepy sayings to come up with a super chilling Halloween Instagram caption or just let it inspire you to find the perfect horrifying saying to scare your friends. And if after you’re done reading, you find it hard to turn out the lights and fall asleep, lighten the mood with a few of these Halloween jokes .

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Which is the true nightmare, the horrific dream that you have in your sleep or the dissatisfied reality that awaits you when you awake?

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Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Jean Lorrain

The charm of horror only tempts the strong.

Edgar Allan Poe

Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.

Bret Easton Ellis

I laugh maniacally, then take a deep breath and touch my chest – expecting a heart to be thumping quickly, impatiently, but there’s nothing there, not even a beat.

Emily Dickinson

One need not be a chamber to be haunted. One need not be a house. The brain has corridors surpassing material place.

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Stephen King, 'The Shining'

Monsters are real, ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

Catherine Fisher

Walls have ears.

Doors have eyes.

Trees have voices.

Beasts tell lies.

Beware the rain.

Beware the snow.

Beware the man

You think you know.

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This inhuman place makes human monsters.

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Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there.

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Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!

H.P. Lovecraft

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Alice Cooper

Welcome to my nightmare. I think you're gonna like it.

Marisha Pessl, 'Night Film'

Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you realize you're standing on another trapdoor.

When I was a child, I was afraid of ghosts. When I grew up, I realized people are more scary.

Maybe all the schemes of the devil were nothing compared to what man could think up.

Michel Houellebecq

The world outside had its own rules and those rules were not human.

Mike Carey and Peter Gross

We make our own monsters, then fear them for what they show us about ourselves.

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Welcome Foolish Mortals to the Best Haunted Mansion Quotes

By Author Meg Frost

Posted on Last updated: October 14, 2023

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Welcome, foolish mortals! Are you ready for a spooktacularly fun journey through the world of Disney’s Haunted Mansion ?

From its iconic ride to its movies, our favorite ghostly dwelling has supplied us with quotes that will have us laughing and clutching onto our arms in fear!

Keep reading to explore some of the best Haunted Mansion quotes that are sure to make your day as eerie as ever.

In this post, I’ll share the top quotes from all three Haunted Mansion movies: The Haunted Mansion (2003), Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021), and Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023), plus some lines from the Haunted Mansion ride.

Haunted Mansion ride quotes

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The Haunted Mansion ride debuted at Disneyland in 1969 and has been delighting guests ever since.

So naturally Disney has come out with three separate Haunted Mansion movies for us all to enjoy.

But the ride is where it all started, so let’s dig in to the best Haunted Mansion ride quotes.

Beware of hitchhiking ghosts! – The Ghost Host

Rest in peace, the haunting’s free! – The Ghost Host

Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize! – As sung by ghosts

Welcome foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your ghost host. – The Ghost Host

Actually, we have 999 happy haunts here. But there’s room for 1,000. Any volunteers? If you should decide to join us, final arrangements may be made at the end of the tour. – The Ghost Host

Madam Leota quotes

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Madame Leota is an ethereal medium in the ride and films who’s always ready to serve up some sass with her supernatural abilities.

And what better way to honor her sassy spirit than by collecting all her best quotes?

From her very first appearance in the ride to the latest Haunted Mansion movie, Madame Leota has been serving up some serious one-liners.

And who better to introduce these gems than some fellow divas?

Jamie Lee Curtis, Miss Piggy, and Jennifer Tilly have all voiced or portrayed Madame Leota at some point, adding their own flair to the character.

So grab your crystal ball (or whatever you use for divination) and get ready for some wickedly witty Madame Leota quotes.

Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat, call in the spirits, wherever they’re at! – Madame Leota in the Haunted Mansion ride

Find the thing that must be read, let your heart be filled with dread. – The Haunted Mansion (2003)

Beware the full moon when he is most powerful. You won’t survive it – Madame Leota in Haunted Mansion (2023)

Angels in heaven, together at last. The tale is well ended for those who have passed. Love endures all. No reason. No rhyme. It lasts forever and forever all time. – The Haunted Mansion (2003)

Welcome foolish mortals to New Orleans, a most paranormal place. Where somber funerals end in celebration. Where death is not an ending, but a new beginning. And even grief can be a doorway to joy, if one is willing to walk through it. – Madame Leota in Haunted Mansion (2023)

Quotes from The Haunted Mansion (2003)

Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the eerie world of The Haunted Mansion .

And before the chills run down your spine, let me give you a rundown of what this movie is all about.

It follows the story of a real estate agent, Jim Evers, played by none other than the hilarious Eddie Murphy, who is on a mission to sell an abandoned mansion.

However, things take a spooky turn when he and his family must spend a night in the mansion and are met with restless spirits.

But fear not, for we have compiled some of the wittiest and spookiest quotes from the film that will keep you entertained and absorbed in this gloomy tale.

The butler did it? You’ve got to be kidding me! – Jim

Bob Vila would have a field day with this place. – Jim

Where’s that scary albino when you need him? – Jim

How wonderful. You’re going to kill a ghost. – Ramsey

Tell me, Mr. Evers – Do you believe in ghosts? – Master Gracey

There are worse things that purgatory, Madame. I can assure you. – Ramsey

Don’t think just because you pull out your sword I’m going to let you marry my wife! – Jim

You can’t help the dead, honey. They’re beyond help. That’s the nature of being dead. – Jim

Master Gracey : You have very beautiful children, Ms. Evers. Jim : I kicked in some chromosomes, too.

Madame Leota : Evil and darkness have fallen this night. But now, to survive, you must gain new sight. Jim : I must first gain new underwear.

Jim : Hey, honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard. Sara : Well, some people have swimming pools. Others have private cemeteries. It can happen.

Michael : Dad? Jim : Yeah, son… Michael : I see dead people.

Madame Leota : Dark spirits from the grave come forth. Lift us from the black and show us, show us the way back. Jim : Dark spirits? Hey, no dark spirits! Don’t you make no dark spirits come out!

Jim : Wait a minute. You’re telling me this guy is dead and the only reason we were brought here is he wants to get jiggy with my wife? Ezra : Pretty much. Are you upset? Jim : The guy is dead and he’s trying to get with my wife and the house isn’t really for sale. Yes, I’m upset!

Quotes from Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)

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Get ready to be spooked and entertained because we’re about to delve into the world of Muppets Haunted Mansion !

This frightfully hilarious film features all of your favorite Muppets, including Miss Piggy as the alluring Madame Pigota, who is not to be messed with.

Our fearless guide through this haunted adventure is none other than the zany Gonzo, who sets out to prove that he is the bravest of them all.

Along the way, he enlists the help of his trusty sidekick Pepe, who adds his own unique flavor of humor to the thrilling tale.

So grab your popcorn and get ready to be bewitched by the best quotes that I’ve curated just for you from this spooky masterpiece.

Happy Halloween! – Gonzo

Bring me some tacos! – A Ghost

Dead prawn walking. – Limo driver

Welcome, foolish Muppets! – The Ghost Host

I shall be your host this evening. Your ghost host. – The Ghost Host

Don’t worry, folks. We’re not gonna be explaining all the jokes. – A Ghost

Hola, celebrities! I’m here! – Pepé , as he enters the “famous peoples room.”

Thank you. Thank you very much. – Scooter dressed as Elvis at a Halloween party

Pumpkin spice lattes and a vampire bat, you must find a door with a glowing exat . – Madame Pigota

We’re here all week and all year, and also through all eternity. – Haunted Mansion show host (Kermit)

We now invite you to sit back and relax, as our 999 residents proudly present…your funeral. – The Ghost Host

Gonzo, you performed the greatest feat a soul could ever achieve: you faced your fear. And that is the greatest act of all. – The Ghost Host

Within these walls are your fears and your frights. Face them all bravely to survive through the night. For if by sunrise you fail this endeavor, then you y tu amigo must remain here forever. – The Ghost Host to Gonzo and Pepé

Serpents and spiders. Tail of a rat. Calling the spirits wherever they’re at. Pumpkins and ghoulies from last Halloween, awaken the spirits with your tambourine. Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond. Let there be music from regions beyond. – Madame Pigota

Gonzo : Yes! Yes. A thousand times, yes. Pepé : Sí, and one time no way, José.

Gonzo : Well, you finally got the party you wanted. Pepé : What? Are you crazy? I said famous peoples, not scary peoples.

Gonzo : Great! Hey, since you’re on a break, can you contact somebody from the great beyond? Madame Pigota : I wish! But the Wi-Fi in here’s lousy. It’s like a total dead zone.

Gonzo : Wow! I can’t believe the invitation came with this free limo ride. Pepé : Sí, sí. All the fancy Hollywood mansion parties have limos. Which is why all my girlfriends are texting.

Gonzo : You know what? I just realized this room has no windows and no doors. The Host : Which offers this chilling challenge…to find a way out. Gonzo : Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute! Wait a minute! A way out of the room or out of the house? The Host : What? You’re kinda killing the moment here. I meant the room.

Quotes from Disney’s Haunted Mansion (2023)

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Let’s get spooky, folks! The Haunted Mansion is back and it’s giving me goosebumps already!

Jamie Lee Curtis, Jared Leto, Tiffany Haddish, Owen Wilson, Danny DeVito, Rosario Dawson, Dan Levy, Winona Ryder, and LaKeith Stanfield round out the star-studded cast in this upcoming supernatural flick.

But don’t be fooled by their star power, this film isn’t just a celebrity parade.

In this version of The Haunted Mansion , a single mom (Dawson) moves into a spooky estate and realizes it’s haunted by the ghosts of its previous residents.

She hires a rag-tag group made up of a psychic (Haddish), a paranormal investigator (Stanfield), a local college professor (Wilson), and a priest (DeVito) to help rid the home of its ghostly inhabitants.

Eerie creaks, freaky shadows, and bone-chilling screams are just a few things this movie has in store for us.

So, let’s dive in and take a look at some of the spine-tingling quotes that sent shivers down our spines.

This mansion is unhinged. – Father Kent

I’m not afraid of a couple ghosts. – Ben

We could be trapped here forever. – Ben

I think he wants me to be his last soul. – Ben

Ready to have your mind blown? – Father Kent

These ghosts DEFINITELY don’t wanna leave. – Harriet

Death lurks around every corner. – Professor Bruce Davis

Look, we’re in a fight whether we like it or not. – Father Kent

The power of Kent compels you! – Father Kent to a group of ghosts

Did I frighten you? Good, you should be frightened! – Hatchet Ghost

If this comes down to an exorcism, we’re in big trouble. – Father Kent

One question and then I leave. You wanna be a hero? – Father Kent to Ben

One man’s monster is another man’s great Halloween costume. – Father Kent

What do you want me to say? The Lord moves in mysterious ways. – Father Kent

Oh I do love surprises. And I’ve got a great one coming up for you. – The Hat-Box Ghost

Ghosts don’t exist. Life is dirt. We’re all dirt! – Ben to two of his tour guests, both named Carol

There are 999 souls that reside here! But there’s always room for one more! – The Hat-Box Ghost

Do you have any idea what it’s like to have a ghost horse charging through your bedroom? – Harriet

This is a historical walking tour. I will show you things and talk about them. No ghost stories. – Ben to Carol

If there’s an evil spirit here, only a banishment will do. And let me tell you, it will fight back. Ghosts like to fight. – Harriet

Ben, sorry to be so familiar. I just feel I know you already. You see, we have a friend in common. – The Hat-Box Ghost

Very powerful book you’re holding. Best know how to use it. – Madame Leota to Harriet

This could change the course of your entire life. Once you come inside, like, that’s it. There is no…no going back. – Gabbie to Ben

Two words. Spectral Photography. Yeah. That catch your attention? Because it sure caught mine. – Father Kent to Ben

When hinges creak in doorless chambers where the air is deathly still, these souls will not be displaced. Return them to their final resting place! – Harriet

Spirits, I come with curious intentions. Creak open the door to your dimension. Protect my body as I leave this helm. For now my spirit will enter the ghost realm. – Harriet

A prayer to get us started on the right foot: God, give us a break. We don’t want to be haunted and it seems like there’s so many bad people in the world. Haunt them. How about an “Amen” at the count of three? One, two, three, amen! – Father Kent

You didn’t tell me these ghosts be following people! I know your mama gots to be disappointed in you. I know she disappointed in you ’cause I’m pretty sure she taught you better than this! I knew this was weird. All these freaky, different-lookin’ people livin’ in the same place… – Harriet

Madame Leota : I can show you, but it will cost you. Three dollars. Professor Bruce Davis : What? That’s highway robbery.

Now I know this place is absolutely dripping with the most sorrowful souls, all searching for what eluded them in life. Searching for purpose, too cowardly to do anything about it. But you – you have promise. You know that life has no meaning. That we all end up in the dirt. If you’re willing to help me, I can give you what you want. – The Hat-Box Ghost to Ben

Gabbie : Pumpkin, what’s wrong? Travis : This place is haunted! Gabbie : All right now, hang on. Now I know this place isn’t as warm as I had hoped. But you know, I think we get some daylight in here, it’s gonna feel better. Hey, I’m gonna light a vanilla candle and it’s gonna be a game changer. Travis : Will it though?

What are your favorite Haunted Mansion Quotes?

Be sure to check out Haunted Mansion , now streaming on Disney+, and share your favorite lines and quotes in the comments below.

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About the author

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Meg Frost is the creator of  The Park Pixie , where she covers Disney World, Disney+, and Disney fandom.

She holds an M.A. in Journalism from Northeastern University and B.S. in Communication & American Studies from University of Miami in Florida.

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This post was originally published July 10, 2023. It was last updated October 11, 2023.


200+ Haunted House Instagram Captions To Capture the Thrill

Haunted House Instagram Captions

Create the perfect Instagram captions for your haunted house photos with these spooky and mysterious Halloween quotes! From classic stories to eerie sayings, these haunted houses Instagram captions will make your followers shudder with delight.

Haunted houses are a popular attraction for those who love a good scare, especially during the Halloween season. And with the rise of social media, sharing your experience at a haunted house has never been easier. But finding the perfect caption to accompany your spooky photos can be a challenge.

Whether you’re looking to terrify your followers or simply capture the eerie atmosphere, having the right Instagram caption is essential to make your post stand out. Here we’ve compiled a list of the best haunted house Instagram captions to help you convey the thrill of your experience and capture the attention of your followers.

Haunted House Instagram Captions

Do you love visiting haunted houses? If so, then you probably have a lot of great photos to share on Instagram. But what should you caption them? Here are some ideas for haunted house Instagram captions:

  • “My personal nightmare is now yours to explore.”
  • “This house looks like it’s straight out of a horror movie.”
  • “I’m getting a bad feeling about this place.”
  • “Inside, death looms.”
  • “Think you can survive? I’ve faced worse, and it still haunts me.”
  • “My little slice of hell welcomes you.”
  • “Rest eternally in this tomb.”
  • “Beware of the lurking darkness.”
  • We can’t wait to return, but this house gives me the creeps!
  • Haunted houses are not just a myth, they’re inhabited by real spirits.
  • The haunted house experience is just one week away!
  • The return of Creepy world’s haunted hayride is imminent.
  • The ghostly presence of haunted houses is undeniable.
  • Age is no barrier to experiencing the thrills of a haunted house.
  • Ghosts never truly leave this world.
  • This spooky place has a strange allure.
  • The unsettling atmosphere of this place is straight out of a horror movie.
  • The ceiling fan seems to be hiding something mysterious.
  • Witnessing a grown man scream in terror is a sight to behold.
  • This is not just a haunted house, it’s a death trap waiting to happen!
  • If you think this is scary, just wait until you see the attic!
  • This haunted house is notorious for being the most terrifying in the entire state!

Good Haunted House Instagram Captions

Whether you’re visiting a haunted house attraction or exploring a real-life haunted location, these captions will add a touch of suspense and mystery to your photos. So go ahead and snap away, knowing that you’ve got the perfect caption for your next Instagram post.

  • “Don’t be a scaredy-cat, enter if you dare!”
  • “Fear is just a state of mind in this eerie dwelling.”
  • “The ghosts may lurk, but we won’t falter!”
  • Happy Halloween haunting!
  • “Trick or treat? How about a visit to the Haunted Mansion instead?”
  • “The monsters may be scary, but the thrill of a haunted house is even scarier!”
  • “Feeling famished for a haunting? Come on in and join us for a scare!”
  • When in doubt, run towards the haunted house and embrace the fear!
  • “Don’t let the haunted house spook you – confront your fears head-on!”
  • “Welcome, mortals – I am your guide to the mysteries of this haunted house.”
  • “BOO! You’re in for a scary ride in this haunted house!”
  • “Get ready to meet our restless spirits and embrace the spooky ambiance of this haunted house!”
  • “Looking for a haunted adventure? You’ve come to the right place in our eerie dwelling!”
  • “We may have a few ghosts, but we promise they won’t bite – so come on in and say hello!”

Haunted Captions for Instagram

  • “We love to see the fear in each other’s eyes as we explore our haunted house together!”
  • “I’m a complete wreck when it comes to haunted houses!”
  • “Welcome to our haunted abode, where ghoulish visitors are always welcome!”
  • “If you dare to brave our haunted house, see if you can make it out alive!”
  • “I can feel something sinister lurking behind me in our haunted house.”
  • “Get ready to scream together as we face the horrors of our haunted house!”
  • “Exploring this abandoned place feels like a breath of fresh air, a break from the mundane.”
  • “There’s a certain thrill in delving into the mysteries of an abandoned place.”
  • Honk if you’ve been touched by a ghost at our Haunted House event.
  • Experience the one-of-a-kind attraction with four new shows and three of the scariest mazes in America at Shocktoberfest!
  • Karen Fortunati’s words perfectly describe the enchantment of a Halloween night.
  • Bram Stoker expressed the inner turmoil that can arise on Halloween.
  • Nicholas Gordon’s poem brings to life the magic of witches and ghosts on Halloween.
  • Dexter Kozen’s words paint a picture of the spooky spirits that come alive on Halloween.
  • Halloween wouldn’t be complete without the moon, witches, and black cats.
  • The dead rise, bats fly, and screams echo on Halloween night.

Haunted House Quotes for Instagram

Here are some of our favorite haunted house Quotes that are sure to capture the spirit of the season:

  • Don’t miss out on the terror that awaits you behind the scenes of America’s most infamous haunted houses at our upcoming Haunted House event.
  • This season, the inexplicable draw to abandoned houses with boarded windows is sure to give you thrills and chills.
  • We guarantee you’ll scream and love it at Fear Fest.
  • Beyond these walls, your worst nightmare could be waiting for you.
  • Prepare to be haunted by joy as you experience our haunted house.
  • Don’t miss out on the fear of not stepping through the door at our Haunted House event.
  • Dare to enter the haunted house if you’re brave enough.
  • Find the four hidden golden tickets inside our haunted house and win an instant $50 gift card for your next visit.
  • Check out the world’s most haunted places this October and go ALL IN with your fear factor!
  • Take a look behind these doors if you dare. It’s going to be SCARY.
  • Get ready for the most gruesome, hair-raising, and heart-thumping bash in town!
  • Bring spooky ghost stories to life by exploring our haunted house.
  • Prepare to be terrified at our Haunted House event.
  • If you’re brave enough, enter and face our chilling displays.
  • Open all the doors at our Haunted House event and let your kids face the horrors. Don’t worry, they’ll be just fine.
  • Something wicked this way comes…
  • Don’t forget your running shoes, you’ll probably need them at our Haunted House event.
  • Come this way for the fright of your life at our Haunted House event.

Spooky Captions for Instagram

Are you ready to take a spooky trip down memory lane? Whether you’re visiting a haunted house in person or virtually, these haunted houses Instagram captions will make your photos stand out from the crowd.

  • Be scared, be very scared.
  • Welcome, I am your spectral host.
  • “Something wicked this way comes…”
  • “Ghosts of the past still haunt me.”
  • “In the darkness, fear takes hold.”
  • “When the shadows lengthen, be afraid.”
  • “Ghosts don’t haunt us, we haunt them.”
  • “Haunted by the memories that never die.”
  • “Tread carefully, for the ground is cursed.”
  • “The spirits are restless tonight.”
  • “Beneath the moonlight, darkness reigns.”
  • “Shadows dance in the corners of our minds.”
  • “In this place, the darkness never sleeps.”
  • “When the clock strikes midnight, all bets are off.”
  • “Some secrets are best left buried.”

Funny Haunted House Quotes

  • Haunted Houses are only for the brave, so leave your scaredy cat self at home.
  • Experience the ultimate Halloween scare by taking on the scariest maze in your area.
  • Get ready to face your fears and enter our haunted house this Halloween.
  • The witching hour is calling, will you answer by visiting our disappearing haunted house?
  • Halloween is here, and we can’t wait to see the creepy, crawly things you’ll share.
  • Witness the dead come to life at this year’s Fright Festival.
  • Step into your nightmares and make them a reality.
  • If you’re alive, then you’re already dead when you enter our haunted house.
  • Get ready to walk through our spooky attraction and face your fears.
  • Why wait? Dare to live in America’s most haunted house.
  • Don’t hold back your screams, let them out at us.
  • This place has got you feeling haunted, and you can’t deny it.
  • Get ready to be scared out of your wits at our haunted house.
  • Our attraction is not for the faint of heart, it’s the scariest of the scary.
  • Brace yourself for multiple scares, because it’s not a question of if but how many times you’ll get scared.
  • Joseph Conrad knew the haunting power of the moon’s light.
  • Sir Arthur Conan Doyle understood that imagination is the source of horror.
  • Rusty Fischer described the eerie mutters and replies of shadows and mist.
  • Kim Elizabeth captured the somber beauty of a moonlit Halloween night.
  • Rodney Lynn Temperton’s words set the stage for the Midnight Hour on Halloween.

Haunted House Captions for Couples

  • Shake your ghostly booty.
  • Kneel before the witches.
  • Ghouls just want to have a hauntingly good time.
  • This is the spot where the magic comes alive.
  • If the broom fits, ride it.
  • Hello, beautiful ghoul.
  • I’m bewitched and bothered.
  • Creepy crawlers and sinister hisses.
  • Would you dare spend a night here?
  • Hanging out with the ghoul squad.
  • Hey, ghost. Let’s get our scare on.
  • Easily bribed with sweet treats.
  • Get in, loser. We’re going ghost hunting.
  • You look like you’ve just seen a phantom.
  • Bye, Felicia. Ghosts only.
  • A hot and spooky Halloween.
  • Have a hauntingly good night.
  • Can I catch a ride on your broom? Mine’s out of commission.
  • Rest in peace, in your tomb so sweet.
  • The devil himself is present on this hellish night. – William Shakespeare
  • Demons and ghouls make the perfect pair.
  • It’s quite vexing to be a non-believer in a house full of spirits. – Matthew Tobin Anderson
  • My expression is always this witchy.
  • Wishing you a delightfully eerie Halloween!
  • A haunting can occur anywhere, not just within walls. The mind holds many dark corridors. – Emily Dickinson

Frequently Asked Questions:

What should i caption a halloween post.

There are so many different directions you can go with a Halloween post, depending on what kind of content you’re sharing and what tone you want to strike. Here are a few ideas to get you started:

  • “Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.” – Shakespeare, Macbeth
  • “Trick or treat yo’ self!”
  • “Something wicked this way comes…” – Ray Bradbury
  • “Boo to you from our crew!”
  • “Just creeping it real this Halloween.”
  • “I’m here for the boos.”

What should I caption my ghost pictures?

a few ideas to consider:

  • “I ain’t afraid of no ghosts.” – Ray Parker Jr.
  • “Caught a glimpse of the other side.”
  • “Boo-tiful haunting.”
  • “Ghostly encounters of the third kind.”
  • “Feeling ghostly today.”

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  • Phantom dwelling
  • Creepy mansion
  • Spectral abode
  • Eerie dwelling
  • Haunted dwelling
  • Horror House
  • Apparition abode
  • Possessed property
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64 scary quotes that might make you sleep with the lights on

If your pulse quickens over the thought of ghosts , witches and monsters hiding under the bed, then you've come to the right place.

Because along with existing in s cary horror movies and books, creepy ghouls like vampires and werewolve s also exist in our imaginations, which just might be the most terrifying place of all.

To help give you all the thrills and chills you're looking for, we've conjured up a collection of scary quotes that are sure leave you spellbound.

Whether you're on the hunt for an Instagram caption from beyond the grave or Halloween greeting that promises to the give everyone the heebie jeebies, you're bound to find it here. In fact, we've dug up all kinds of unsettling quotes for your consideration.

You'll find scary classics like "The Exorcist," Bram Stoker's "Dracula " and the master of horror himself, Stephen King, who memorably wrote the terrifying tagline, "Sometimes dead is better," in "Pet Sematary ."

Seriously, we're getting goosebumps right now and that's a good thing because, obviously, that's the point.

So grab a blanket and flashlight and prepare to be scared, because these scary quotes are a real scream. Literally.

Scary Quotes

  • “It’s better to face madness with a plan than to sit still and let it take you in pieces.” ― Josh Malerman, "Bird Box"
  • “What an excellent day for an exorcism.” — Demon, “The Exorcist”
  • “Vampires, werewolves, fallen angels and fairies lurk in the shadows, their intentions far from honorable.” — Jeaniene Frost
  • “If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” — Friedrich Nietzsche
  • “Beware the dark pool at the bottom of our hearts. In its icy, black depths dwell strange and twisted creatures it is best not to disturb.” — Sue Grafton, “I is for Innocent”
  • “Am I walking away from something I should be running away from?” — Shirley Jackson, “The Haunting of Hill House”

Scary Quotes

  • “Sometimes dead is better.” — Stephen King, “Pet Sematary”
  • “I was a newborn vampire, weeping at the beauty of the night.” — Anne Rice, “Interview with the Vampire”
  • “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” — Edgar Allan Poe
  • “Unfathomable to mere mortals is the lore of fiends.” — Nathaniel Hawthorne, “Young Goodman Brown”
  • “Love will have its sacrifices. No sacrifice without blood.” — J. Sheridan Le Fanu, “Carmilla” 
  • “Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we’re opened, we’re red.” — Clive Barker, “Books of Blood”

Scary Quotes

  • “Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” — Arthur Conan Doyle
  • “Would you like to see a magic trick?” — The Grabber, “The Black Phone”
  • “Horror is like a serpent; always shedding its skin, always changing. And it will always come back.” — Dario Argento
  • “There is something at work in my soul which I do not understand.” — Mary Shelley, “Frankenstein”
  • “I’m scared to close my eyes, I’m scared to open them. We’re gonna die out here.” — Heather Donahue, “The Blair Witch Project”

Scary Quotes

  • “Is there someone inside you?” — Psychiatrist, “The Exorcist”
  • “I know of witches who whistle at different pitches, calling things that don’t have names.” — Helen Oyeyemi, “White is for Witching”
  • “This is all it takes for people to plunge into insanity: one night alone with themselves and what they fear the most.” — Thomas Olde Heuvelt, “Hex”
  • “They’re here.” — Carol Anne, “Poltergeist”
  • “Come, dear. It’ll be easier for you than it was for Jason.” — Mrs. Voorhees, “Friday the 13th”
  • “I knew nothing but shadows and I thought them to be real.” -Oscar Wilde, “The Picture of Dorian Gray”

Scary Quotes

  • “Let’s talk, you and I. Let’s talk about fear.” — Stephen King, “Night Shift”
  • “Dementors are vicious creatures. They will not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way.” — Albus Dumbledore, “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”
  • “Evil thenceforth became my good.” — Mary Shelley, “Frankenstein”
  • “Evil has only the power that we give it.” — Ray Bradbury, “Something Wicked This Way Comes”
  • “When shall we meet again? In thunder, lightening, or in rain?” — William Shakespeare, “Macbeth”
  • “I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, ‘I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in!’” — Jack Torrance, “The Shining”

Scary Quotes

  • “I shall never forget the afternoon when first I stumbled upon the half-hidden house of the dead.” — H.P. Lovecraft, “The Tomb”
  • “Once upon a time, there was a girl and the girl had a shadow.” — Red, “Us”
  • “I don’t know who he is, but he’s burned, and he wears a weird hat and a red and green sweater, really dirty. And he uses these knives, like giant fingernails.” — Nancy Thompson, “A Nightmare on Elm Street”
  • “In this town, Michael Myers is a myth. He’s the Boogeyman. A ghost story to scare kids. But this Boogeyman is real. An evil like his never stops, it just grows older. Darker.” — Laurie Strode, “Halloween (2018)”

Scary Quotes

  • “Out for a little walk … in the moonlight, are we?” — Severus Snape, “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”
  • “People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don’t know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible.” — Anne Rice, “Interview with the Vampire”
  • “They look exactly like us. They think like us. They know where we are. We need to move and keep moving. They won’t stop until they kill us ... or we kill them.” — Adelaide Wilson, “Us”
  • “A deep sleep fell upon me — a sleep like that of death.” — Edgar Allan Poe, “The Pit and the Pendulum”

Scary Quotes

  • “Every fairytale had a bloody lining. Every one had teeth and claws.” — Alice Hoffman, “The Ice Queen”
  • “There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?” — Bo Hess, “Signs”
  • “Someone once told her that the stars were merely sewing pins, holding the black sky up so that it did not come down on the world and suffocate it.” — Alma Katsu, “The Deep”
  • “ He’s not like us. He smiles a lot. But I think there might be worms inside him, making him smile.” — Stephen King, “The Stand”

Scary Quotes

  • “I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” — Gomez, “The Addams Family”
  • “It is only when a man feels himself face to face with such horrors that he can understand their true import.” — Bram Stoker, “Dracula”
  • “One, two, Freddy’s coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door.” — Children, “A Nightmare on Elm Street”
  • “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” — Hannibal Lecter, “The Silence of the Lambs”
  • “But the most frightening thing of all was the wind howling among the trees. Ichabod was sure that it was the sound of the Headless Horseman out looking for his head.” — Washington Irving, “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

Scary Quotes

  • “It’s probably wrong to believe there can be any limit to the horror which the human mind can experience ...and the most terrifying question of all may be just how much horror the human mind can stand and still maintain a wakeful, staring, unrelenting sanity.” — Stephen King, “Pet Sematary”
  • “Now, sink into the floor.” — Missy Armitage, “Get Out”
  • “I am the writing on the walls. I am the sweet smell of blood on the street. The buzz that echoes in the alleyways.” — Anthony McCoy, “Candyman (2021)”
  • “When the music stops, you’ll see him in the mirror standing behind you.” — April, “The Conjuring”
  • “It was a death cry, rising until it seemed it could go no higher, then dwindling into a mournful, hopeless, ghastly farewell.” — Louise Morgan, “A Secret History of Witches”
  • “A witch never gets caught. Don’t forget that she has magic in her fingers and devilry dancing in her blood.” — Roald Dahl, “The Witches”
  • “Hate the smell of dampness, don’t you? It’s such a, I don’t know, creepy smell.” — Norman Bates, “Psycho”
  • “I see dead people.” — Cole Sear, “The Sixth Sense”

Scary Quotes

  • “I looked upon the sea; it was to be my grave.” — Mary Shelley, “Frankenstein”
  • “Where are you, beautiful? Come out, come out, wherever you are!” — Frank, “Hellraiser”
  • “Be warned: I sleep as the earth sleeps beneath the night sky or the winter’s snow; and once awakened, I am servant to no man.” — Anne Rice, “The Mummy”
  • “You ever feel prickly things on the back of your neck?”— Cole Sear, “The Sixth Sense”

Scary Quotes

  • “Something bumped into me — something soft and plump. It must have been the rats; the vicious, gelatinous, ravenous army that feast on the dead and the living.” — H.P. Lovecraft, “The Rats in the Walls”
  • “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” — William Shakespeare, “The Tempest”
  • “Souls and memories can do strange things during trance.” — Bram Stoker, “Dracula”
  • “The Further is a world far beyond our own, yet it’s all around us. A place without time as we know it. It’s a dark realm filled with the tortured souls of the dead. A place not meant for the living.” — Elise Reiner, “Insidious”

Scary Quotes

  • “He knew what the wind was doing to them, where it was taking them, to all the secret places that were never so secret again in life.” — Ray Bradbury, “Something Wicked This Way Comes”
  • “A black cat crossed my path, and I stopped to dance around it widdershins and to sing the rhyme, Ou va-ti mistigri? Passe sans faire de mai ici.” — Joanne Harris, “Chocolat”

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70 Best Halloween Quotes to Get Into the Spooky Spirit

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There's something about autumn that puts us in the mood to curl up inside and get cozy. Maybe it's the chill in the air and the changing of the leaves. Maybe it's the scent of pumpkin spice latte candles. Or maybe it's the anticipation of Halloween , the one night of the year when the portal between the living and dead supposedly opens up and we…offer the ghosts and goblins candy, chocolates, and temporary tattoos? Hey, we'll take any excuse to stock up on treats.

However you celebrate it, spooky season is fun . Carving pumpkins, making costumes, decorating the house for your Halloween party — there's so much to do to prepare for one of the best nights of the entire year. No doubt you'll want to capture it all on camera to share with your friends and family. (Did your dog even wear that unicorn costume if you don't post a few pictures of her in it?) To get you and your social media feed into a more spirited mood, we've rounded up 50 of the best Halloween quotes to inspire Instagram captions that are so perfect it's scary.

Not scary enough for you? Listen to our haunted house podcast, Dark House , to get some authentic thrills and chills while you decorate.

Quotes About Halloween

  • "The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun." —Midgard Morningstar
  • "If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween." —Douglas Coupland
  • "Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose?" — Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
  • "I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.” —Evan Peters
  • "When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ''Tis near Halloween.'" — Unknown
  • "Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us." —Tim Burton
  • "Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas." —Stephen Graham Jones
  • "Halloween was the best holiday, in my opinion, because it was all about friends, monsters, and candy, rather than family and responsibility." —Margee Kerr
  • "She'd always loved Halloween. A magic night. A night when anything could happen. Monsters could be real. Magic could whisper in the air." —Cynthia Eden
  • "There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight." —Unknown
  • "It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out. —Dani, Hocus Pocus
  • "Halloween shadows played upon the walls of the houses. In the sky, the Halloween moon raced in and out of the clouds…It was a lovely and exciting night, exactly the kind of night Halloween should be." —Eleanor Estes
  • "The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween." —Paula Curan
  • "The summer had turned, the summer had gone; the autumn had dropped upon Bly and had blown out half our lights. The place, with its gray sky and withered garlands, its bared spaces and scattered dead leaves." —Henry James, The Turn of the Screw
  • "Anything could move out there in the darkness, I think. A hook-handed man. A ghostly hitchhiker forever repeating the same journey. An old woman summoned from the repose of her mirror by the chants of children. Everyone knows these stories—that is, everyone tells them, even if they don't know them—but no one ever believes them." —Carmen Maria Machado, Her Body and Other Parties
  • "What he was scared of was not that maybe she was a creature who survived by drinking other people's blood. No, it was that she might push him away.” —John Ajvide Lindqvist, Let the Right One In
  • "'Fear,' the doctor said, 'is the relinquishing of reasonable patterns. We yield to it or we fight it, but we cannot meet it halfway.'" —Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House
  • "Halloween is a celebration of the inversion of reality and a necessary gothic hat-tip to the darker aspects of life, death, and ourselves." —Stewart Stafford
  • "She used to tell me that a full moon was when mysterious things happen and wishes come true." —Shannon A. Thompson

Quotes About Witches

  • "Dogs guard; cats watch…and judge." —Salem, Sabrina the Teenage Witch
  • "You two could scare the hair off a cat. No demons dare drop by here." —Piper Halliwell, Charmed
  • "When I sleep my spirit slips away from my body and dances naked with the devil." —Thomasin, The Witch
  • "We all jump off the roof and fly." — Sally Owens, Practical Magic
  • "You know what it says on Love Potions: Shake well, but don't tell." —Nicky Holroyd, Bell, Book & Candle
  • "Relax…. It's only magic." —Sarah Bailey, The Craft
  • "On All Hallow's Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine!" —Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
  • "I be the witch of the wood." —Thomasin, The Witch
  • "Careful the spell you cast, not just on children / Sometimes the spell may last past what you can see, and turn against you." —Witch, Into the Woods
  • "Flip the switch and let the cauldron bubble!" —Aunt Frances Owens, Practical Magic
  • "You've always had the power, my dear. You just had to learn it for yourself." —Glinda, The Wizard of Oz
  • "You'd think they'd never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before." —Jiji, Kiki's Delivery Service
  • "There's a little witch in all of us." —Aunt Jet Owens, Practical Magic
  • "Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!" —Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
  • "You're not good, you're not bad, you're just nice / I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right / I'm the witch.” —Witch, Into the Woods
  • "Guess what? I'm a witch!" — Isabel Bigelow, Bewitched
  • "In the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven, they would kill her." —Nancy Downs, The Craft

Cute Halloween Quotes

  • "Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?" —Linus, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
  • "Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it's about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves." —Elvis Duran
  • "Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat." —Nicholas Gordon
  • "Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story." —Mason Cooley
  • "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." —L.M. Montgomery
  • "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." —Maggie Cromwell, Halloweentown
  • "My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage." —Aunt Francis, Practical Magic

Funny Halloween Quotes

  • "This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else." —Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family (1991)
  • "Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.'" — Rita Rudner
  • "Everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It's a conspiracy." —Max, Hocus Pocus
  • “It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." — Brackett , Halloween
  • "I'm guessing Angela's the one in the neighborhood who gives the trick-or-treaters some toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts." —Pam Beesly, The Office
  • "Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special." —Chris Rock
  • "Nothing so beautiful on earth as the final haul on Halloween night.” —Steve Almond
  • "I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'" —Drew Carey
  • "There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin." —Linus, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Scary Halloween Quotes

  • "Whatever you do, don't fall asleep." — A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • "We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones." —Stephen King
  • "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." —Arthur Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
  • "'Tis the night—the night of the grave's delight, and the warlocks are at their play; ye think that without the wild winds shout, but no, it is they—it is they." —Cleveland Coxe
  • "We ask only to be reassured/ About the noises in the cellar/ And the windows that should not have been open." —T.S. Elliot
  • "A mask tells us more than a face." —Oscar Wilde
  • "Shadows mutter, mist replies; darkness purrs as midnight sighs." — Rusty Fischer
  • "Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, 'Tonight is Halloween!'" —Dexter Kozen
  • "They sift the human storm for souls, eat flesh of reason, fill tombs with sinners. They frenzy both. In gusts they beetle-scurry, creepy, thread, filter, motion, make all moons sullen, and surely cloud all clear-run water. The spiderweb hears them, trembles—breaks. Such are the autumn people. Beware of them." —Ray Bradbury, Something Wicked This Way Comes
  • "One need not be a chamber to be haunted. One need not be a house. The brain has corridors surpassing material place." —Emily Dickinson
  • "Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble. Cool it with a baboon's blood, Then the charm is firm and good." —William Shakespeare, Macbeth
  • "Not in the dark. No, sir. Not on Halloween." —The Gravedigger, Double, Double, Toil and Trouble
  • "On Halloween, witches come true; wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park." —Nicholas Gordon
  • "Be afraid…. Be very afraid." — The Fly
  • "Hell is empty and all the devils are here." —William Shakespeare, The Tempest
  • "There is something haunting in the light of the moon." —Joseph Conrad
  • "A ghost can be a lot of things. A memory, a daydream, a secret. Tried, anger, guilt. But in my experience, most times they're just what we want to see." —Steven, The Haunting of Hill House
  • "You should never poison a witch." —Kelly Link, Get in Trouble

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A Haunted House

Father Williams: Tic tac toe in yo' face!

Malcolm: You made a deal with the devil for a pair of shoes?

Kisha: Not shoes, Malcolm! Louboutins, okay?

[first lines]

Malcolm: Why isn't this stupid thing working? See, that's that bullshit. I'm taking this sh*t right back to Best Buy.

[takes off lens cap]

Malcolm: Or not. Stupid lens cap.

[last lines]

Malcolm: Yeah baby! I lived! I lived! In your face! In your face! You thought you'll move in my house and kill me? What?

Malcolm: She's right behind me, isn't she?

[Malcolm is dragged away screaming]

Kisha: I'm a scary ghost!

Malcolm: B*tch! There is a ghost in the house!

Malcolm: Who am I kidding? I can't sell a house in this market! Immediate possession? It's already possessed!

Kisha: There are Super Bowl commercials that last longer than you, Malcolm!

Kisha: [after Malcolm accidentally uploads a video of the ghost sodomizing him onto YouTube] You're gonna be bigger than "Charlie Bit My Finger."

Malcolm: Oh, Father. Thank God you could make it.

Father Williams: N*gger, call me Doug. I don't like being called "Father." No way. Plus, I got a couple issues with a few people out there claiming false child support. I mean, just 'cause the little n*gger got my eyes, my nose, my extremely rare AB-negative blood type, don't mean I'm the damn daddy.

Father Williams: Hey, guys. Gentlemen, what we have here is a crazy b*tch. Now, I would leave her possessed ass in the alley downtown if it was me, but apparently, Malcolm's got a thing for the freak.

Father Williams: Uh, bro, I'm gonna have to level with you. This b*tch don't look right. I mean, she look all ashy and sh*t, and just... You know, like E.T. with a weave. If I was you, I'd just be out. Let's just go. Come on. Let's go.

Malcolm: Uh, I... I can't leave her. That's my girl.

Father Williams: Are you kidding me? Come on, man. There's so much p*ssy in the world, man. You don't have to be with just her. Come to the congregation. I've got a few in the congregation, I'm trying to tell you. [Father Williams pulls a photo from his wallet] Check this out. Now, I know she look old. I know she... But she a freak, and she got skills.

Malcolm: Oh, my God! What did you do?

Father Williams: Sh*t, I did you a favor.

Malcolm: Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Rosa!

Rosa: I just wanted my last check, Malcolm.

Malcolm: Oh, my God, you shot my housekeeper.

Father Williams: You mean, your ex-housekeeper. Look, man, the b*tch can't be jumping out on me like that. You ain't gonna tell nobody, right? I got warrants.

Father Williams: Man, that breath is kickin. I can only image what the kitty smell like.

Father Williams: I'm Father Doug. I'm here to unpossess you.

Kisha: Do you know how to connect the cuts?

Father Williams: Uh. Uh. Uh.

Father Williams: Tic tac toe in your face!"

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Movie fans everywhere have come together to vote on this list of the spookiest and most memorable quotes from the horror-comedy flick, A Haunted House 2 . From hilarious one-liners to bone-chilling screams, this movie has it all. If you're a fan of horror movies with a comedic twist, then you won't want to miss out on these top-ranked quotes.

A Haunted House 2 follows Malcolm Johnson (played by Marlon Wayans) as he moves into a new home with his girlfriend and her two children. As they settle in, strange occurrences begin happening around the house that lead them down a path of terror and hilarity. The film is filled with references to classic horror movies like Paranormal Activity and The Conjuring , while also adding its own unique spin on the genre.

The quotes on this list range from witty banter between characters to spine-tingling moments that will leave you checking under your bed at night. Whether you're looking for a good laugh or some thrills and chills, A Haunted House 2 has something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Check out these top-ranked quotes from A Haunted House 2 and don't forget to vote up your favorites.

Tell Him the Dog Is White!

Tell Him the Dog Is White!

Malcolm: "Come on, baby! Man, I don't know. It's like he's scared to come in the house or something. I don't know what's wrong with him." [safe falls on the dog] "Call 911! Tell him the dog is white! Tell him the dog is white!"

All Mexicans Don't Have Body Shops

All Mexicans Don't Have Body Shops

Malcolm: "You wouldn't know someone with an auto body shop, would you?" Miguel: "Are you serious, bro? Contrary to popular belief, all Mexicans don't have body shops, man. What you think we all have low riders with w freakin' Mexican horn?" [Miguel and family leave in a low rider with a Mexican horn] Miguel: "Take it easy, Malcolm!" Malcolm: "What? Where you going?" Miguel: "We're going to the swap meet. We're going to get some chihuahuas!"

A Priest to Perform a Real Exorcism

A Priest to Perform a Real Exorcism

Noreen: "We're going to need to get a priest to perform a real exorcism!" … Malcolm: "I know a guy. He's a little unconventional though." … Father Doug Williams: [pulls out a pistol] "All right" Ned: "Demon break! Who wants a mojito? Oh, the black guy's got a gun!"

Does His Imaginary Friend Sound Black?

Does His Imaginary Friend Sound Black?

Megan: "I'm so happy we moved in." Malcolm: "Yeah, me too. You know I love you and those kids, right?" … Megan: "Oh no, he's playing with his imaginary friend again." Malcolm: "What you doing there, buddy? Want to help me load some boxes?" Wyatt: "Tony says, 'aww hell no! I ain't your slave!'" Malcolm: "Is it me or does his imaginary friend sound black?"

We Just Moved In

We Just Moved In

Malcolm: "We just moved in and I was wondering if you wanted to add us to your route." Miguel: "What do you mean?" Malcolm: "You know, cut our grass…" Miguel: "Are you serious? Dude, I live here, bro!"

Worse, the Kardashians

Worse, the Kardashians

Father Doug Williams: "All you gotta do is let them in." Malcolm: "What, you talkin' about, demons?" Father Doug Williams:" Worse, the Kardashians. They got Lamar, they got Kanye." Malcolm: "No" Father Doug Williams: "They gon' get your ass."

Three Claps to Try to Find Me

Three Claps to Try to Find Me

Wyatt: "I'm going to hide and you have three claps to try to find me." [Malcolm hears two claps from the wardrobe] Malcolm: "Aha! I got you! What the?" [punches the Megan in a scarymask in the wardrobe] "You want some of this? You can't kill me!" Megan: "Why'd you have to do that? Oh my god." Malcolm: "You can't be jumping out on brothers like that!"

I Don't Know About This House

I Don't Know About This House

Malcolm: "I don't know about this house, baby." Megan: "You said that about every house we looked at." Malcolm: "This one is different. I just…" Megan: "No, this one is perfect."

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Are you looking for best haunted house quotes for boyfriend ? We’ve gathered ultimate list of best haunted house captions for Instagram post .

You take lots of selfies and pictures along with your friends and want to post those pictures on social media sites. Here, you need good caption to grow your Instagram post with your audience.

To help you to start with the process of choosing perfect caption, we’ve handpicked comprehensive list of best haunted house Instagram captions for couples, friends, girlfriend, and boyfriend .

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Im such a haunt mess.
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.- Richard Harris Barham
In ghoul company.
Trick or treat yo’self!
You better work, witch.
Ghostest with the mostest.
You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
Where my ghouls at?
Too cute to spook.
Fangs for the memories.
Ghosts gather here.
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn’t creak.- Tom Robbins
I’m here for the boos.
Witch way to the candy?
I always wanted to live in a haunted house.- Dick Cavett

Funny Haunted House Captions with Boyfriend

Creep it real.
Feelin’ fang-cy.
The fear will stop…once your heart does.
Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
Happy Halloween, witches!
All houses in which men have lived and suffered and died are haunted houses.- Mary Roberts Rinehart
Goulish guests welcome.
Trick or treat yo’ self.
If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes.- Chuck Palahniuk
Come in for a bite.
Ghosts have real spirit.
Creeping it real.
Just witchful thinking.
Devilish decor.
Enter at your own risk.

Haunted House Captions for Couples

Hunted House Couple Captions

  • Hot ghoul Halloween.
  • Have a spooktacular night.
  • Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
  • Tomb sweet tomb.
  • Hell is empty. All the devils are here.- William Shakespeare
  • Demons are a ghouls best friend.
  • Shake your BOOty.
  • Bow down witches.
  • I can’t tell you how irritating it is to be an atheist in a haunted house.- Matthew Tobin Anderson
  • Resting witch face.
  • Death is no more than passing from one room into another.- Helen Keller
  • Happy Haunting !
  • One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place.- Emily Dickinson
  • Welcome—I am your ghost host.
  • Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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Haunted House Funny Quotes

  • Witch better have my candy.
  • Be witched!
  • Too gourd to be true.
  • If you think I’m a witch, you should meet my sister.
  • New mask, who dis?
  • If you’ve got it, haunt it.
  • A haunted home is a happy home.
  • The ghostess with the mostest.
  • Witch, please.
  • What’s up my witches?
  • Swish swish, witch.
  • Keep on and carry a wand.
  • I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
  • #Squadghouls
  • Fear is a place.

Haunted House Picture Captions

Haunted House Picture Captions

  • Basic witch.
  • Ghouls just want to have fun.
  • Just when you thought it was safe to go inside.
  • This is where the magic happens.
  • If the broom fits, fly it.
  • Hey boo-tiful.
  • I’m boo’d up.
  • Bugs and hisses.
  • Would you spend the night here?
  • With the boo crew.
  • Hey, boo. Let’s get sheet faced.
  • Can be bribed with candy.
  • Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
  • You look as if you’ve seen a ghost.
  • Boo Felicia.

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300 Haunted house captions for Instagram |cute|funny|clever | Scary (halloween edition)

There’s something about Halloween that just makes us all feel a little bit creepy.

Maybe it’s the thought of all the things that could go wrong, or the creeping sense that no one is really safe.

No matter why it sets our spooky little hearts racing, we can’t help but find some cute, catchy and funny Haunted house captions for Instagram this Halloween season.

From eerie photos of skeletons and pumpkins to thoroughly creepy quotes about death and the occult, we’ve got just the thing to get you in the mood for all the horror movies, haunted houses, and creepy crawlies you’re going to be seeing this season.

So get ready to feel a little bit spooky, and check out this collection of 125 Haunted House captions for Instagram below!

125 Haunted house captions


The following is a list of Haunted house captions for your posts:

1. “Welcome to my personal hell.”

2. “You’re about to enter the world of the undead.”

3. “This is the last stop before you die.”

4. Death awaits you inside.

5. “Do you think you can get through this? I’ve been through worse.”

6. “Welcome to the dark side of the world.”

7. “You think you can get out alive? I doubt it.”


8. “Welcome to the most terrifying house in the world.”

9. “Welcome to my little slice of hell.”

10. “Welcome to my little corner of the underworld.”

11. “I’m not going to let you escape this alive.”

12. Tomb sweet tomb.

13. Enter at your own risk.

14. Beware the dark shadows.

15. “You think you can outrun death? You’d be surprised.”

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Cute haunted house captions

Here is a list of some Cute haunted house captions that are romantic and fun:

1. This house is not just BOO-tiful, but Spooktacular.

2. We can’t get enough of this haunted house!

3. We’re not going to make it out alive, but we’re so happy we came to this haunted house!

4.  This house is so creepy, we can’t wait to come back!

5. Haunted Houses have real Ghosts spirit.

6. If you ever thought haunted houses were just for old people, you’re wrong!

7.  “A ghost is never truly gone.”

8. “This place is spooky, but I love it.”

9. “This place is so creepy, it’s like a horror movie.”

10.  If not for the ghosts, this place would be boring!

11. Have a fang-tastic time in this creepy abode.

12. Rest in pieces in our boo-tique hotel.

13. Make yourself at tomb sweet tomb.

14. Don’t be a scaredy cat, come on in!

15. Our ghosts will witch you a happy haunting.

16. Skele-ton of fun awaits inside.

17. You’ll just die laughing here.

18. Stay coffin-table in our creepy crypt.

19. Trick or treat yourself to a ghoul’s night out.

20. Don’t get caught in a dead end here.


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21. Sleep like a corpse in our haunted inn.

22. Feeling boo-sy? Have a fright-ful stay.

23. Let us treat you to some spooky sights.

24. We’ll scare up some ghostly fun for you.

25. Prepare to meet your doom and gloom.

26. Don’t lose your head over our rates.

27. Dare to rest in our vampire’s lair.

28. Enjoy fang-tastic screams all night.

29. Mummy says relax and unwind here.

30. Stay with a killer view of the graveyard.

31. You’ll werewolf down the food here.

32. Frankly, this place is monster-rific.

33. Have a bloody good time with us ghouls.

34. We go batty for spooky guests like you.

35. Don’t be afraid, you’ll ghostly love it here.


36. Make frighteningly good memories with us.

37. Get your creep on and stay a spell.

38. Bewitchingly cute and creepy.

39. Join our skeleton crew for a scary time.

40. We aim to scare…and please!

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Haunted house Instagram captions

The following are some of the great Haunted house Instagram captions: (IG or Insta Edition):

1. Step into the ghoulish world of ______

2. The haunted house is exactly one week away!

3. It’s hiding on the ceiling fan.

4. Creepyworld haunted hayride is about to return.

5. Last night checked out!

6. Never answer the door in a haunted house.

7. Sinister sideshow haunted house at _____

8. It’s National Haunted house day. Do you live in a haunted house? Ever been in one?

9. The nightmare factory at _____

10. I have never seen a grown man scream like this before.

11. “This is not a haunted house, it’s a death trap!”

12. “If you think this is scary, wait until you see the attic!”

13. “This is the scariest haunted house in the state!”

14. “Don’t even think about going in – it’s completely terrifying!”

15. “If you’re brave enough to enter, be prepared to scream!”


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16. Watch out for the shadows lurking in the corners.

17. Everything here is a nightmare.

18. Prepare to confront the sinister thing.

19. Torment erupts in the dark chambers.

20. Will you survive the horrors?

21. Dare to discover the secrets of the wind?

22. Beware of the monstrous laughter.

23. Abandon all hope when you enter inside.

24. Quivering steps lead to a tortured soul.

25. Phantoms prowl the corridors of terror.

26. Chilled spine, the afterlife awaits you.

27. Spirits linger in its ghostly walls.

28. No one is safe in the haunted house.

29. Terror awaits within its walls.

30. Beware of the dark souls that haunt here.


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31. Cries echo through this evil lair.

32. Hide or be haunted in this house.

33. Beware of what lies beneath.

34. Prepare to meet the unknown.

35. Run for your life!

36. Don’t look… it’s coming closer.

37. Enter the paranormal at your own risk.

38. Enter the endless darkness at your peril.

39. Abandon all morale to enter this house.

40. Watch your back for things unseen.

41. It lives in the walls, but it’s not alive.

42. Beware of the beings within.

43. Can you survive the unknown?

44. Courage needed to explore this realm.

45. Is your mind ready to accept the terror?

46. A portal of terror awaits you.

47. Your doom awaits unless you escape.

48. Enter and leave your soul behind.

49. Searching for the secrets of the dead.

50. Come crawly creatures wait in the darkness.

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Clever Haunted house captions for Instagram

These are such Clever haunted house captions for Instagram posts:

1. “Just because we’re in the #haunted house, doesn’t mean we have to be #scaredycats!”

2. “We’re not afraid to get a little #creepy in here!”

3. “Who you gonna call? #Ghostbusters! #haunted #funny”

4. “Do you dare enter the #ghostly halls of Greywood?”

5. “Look into my eyes…if you dare! #haunted #spooky”

6. “These #bloody walls have stories to tell. #halloween”

7. “Freak out with us in the #haunted maze of doom!”

8. “Don’t mind the #shadows moving on their own. #scary”

9. “All aboard the #ghosttrain! #halloween #fun”

10. “Have no fear, ghouls just want to #party! #haunted”

11. “We came to get #possessed by spirits! #spooky #creepy”

12. “Grab your #garlic and #crosses, we’re going in! #vampires”

13. “Don’t wake the #zombies! We’re just here for #thrills.”

14. “These mannequins move at night…#help! #haunted”

15. “Look into my glowing eyes, you’re under my spell! #witchy”

16. “Beware the #blood moon tonight. #werewolves”

17. “Want to hear my head spin around? #exorcist #scary”

18. “I see dead people! #TheSixthSense #haunted”

19. “If you die in a dream, you die for real! #FreddysRevenge”

20. “I ain’t afraid of no #ghost! #Ghostbusters”


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21. “What’s that biting my neck? #vampires #nosferatu”

22. “Don’t open that cursed book! #evil #demon”

23. “Beware the #toxicfog at Scareville Farm!”

24. “I’m friends with the #monsters! #friendly”

25. “Don’t feed after midnight. #gremlins #scary”

26. “Come play with us…forever! #TheShining”

27. “Who ordered the #exorcism? This ghost is stubborn!”

28. “Look into the #spiders eyes and see your fears! #haunted”

29. “I see creepy people! #SixthSense #ghosts”

30. “We’re dying to have you over! #funny #haunted”

31. “Got my #crucifix ready, let’s do this! #exorcism”

32. “Do you want to float too? #It #scaryclowns”

33. “We’re not afraid of the #monster under the bed…or the one in the closet!”

34. “Just because we’re in the #haunted house, doesn’t mean we have to be #scaredycats!”

35. “We’re not afraid to get a little #creepy in here!”

36. “We’re not afraid of the dark…or the #ghosts!”

37. “We’re not going to let the #demon get us! Let’s get to the bottom of this place!”

38. “Who’s afraid of the #monster in the closet? We’re not!”

39. “We’re not afraid of the #monster in the dark. We’re not going to let it get us!”

40. “We’re not afraid of the #ghosts. We’re going to show them who’s boss!”

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Halloween haunted house captions

These are a few Halloween haunted house captions for instagram pictures: (Halloween Edition)

1. Happy Hallow Haunting!

2. Come in for a pumpkin bite in this spooky palace.

3. “Trick or treat? I’m afraid I can’t come out from this Haunted Mansion.”

4. “Can’t wait to get into the Halloween spirit House!”

5. “Here’s to a ghastly Halloween!”

6. “Happy Halloween from the Ghosts of Halloween!”

7. “The scariest thing about Halloween is that it’s only Halloween.”

8. “Haunted houses are the perfect way to get into the Halloween spirit.”

9. “Pumpkin spice everything!”

10. “This Halloween, I’m going to haunt my house!”

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Haunted house captions funny

These are some Funny haunted house captions:

1. When in doubt, open the door to the haunted house and run.

2. Don’t open that door! It’s just a haunted house dummy!

3. Welcome—I am your ghost host.

4. You look as if you’re about to see a ghost.

5.  Hey BOO, get out of my haunted house!

6.  Just another day in the haunted house of life.

7.  Come on, it’s just a house with Ghost in it.

8. This house is haunted. But not by you but witches.

9. If not about to die, then at least about to get scared in the haunted house.

10. Haunted house, open up! I’m starving.

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Best Captions for haunted house pics

These are some more amazing Haunted house photo captions:

1. If you don’t mind the dark, we’ve got a ghost room for you.

2. Stay awhile and meet our collection of restless spirits.

3. We’re always happy to have a new visitor.

4. If you’re looking for a spooky adventure, we’re the place for you.

5. We’re always happy to have a few ghosts around.

6.  Ghosts gather here.

7. Come meet our resident ghosts!

8. “If you’re not scared by now, you’re not paying attention!”

9. “Haunted houses are the best!”

10. “There’s something creepy about everything!”

Also read: 100+ Witch captions for Instagram that leave you bewitched (Halloween Edition)

Abandoned places Instagram captions

Here are a few Instagram captions for haunted houses and Abandoned places:

1. “If only this place was abandoned when I was young…”

2. “Witches, ghosts, and goblins, oh my! All at this Abandoned place”

3. “This Abandoned place is making me feel so spooky!”

4. “This Abandoned place has everything I need: mystery, intrigue, and a touch of danger”

5. “This Abandoned place is like a breath of fresh air”

6. “Abandoned places are always so spooky and mysterious”

7. “There’s something eerie and exciting about exploring an Abandoned place”

8. “I love exploring Abandoned places because they always have a haunting, mysterious feeling”

9.  “This Abandoned place is like a portal to another world”

10. Forgotten abandoned home hidden away surrounded by Ghosts.

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Creative Captions for haunted house

Here are some Creative captions for haunted houses:

1. I’m not even going to make it through the front door.

2. Death is no more than passing from one room into another.

3. But what lies on the other side?

4. Sometimes, the scariest things are in our own homes.

5. Don’t be a hero, only enter if you’re prepared to get scared!

6. There’s something about these old hallways that just makes me uneasy.

7. Every turn leads me to another dark hallway.

8. This would be the last time we’d ever see each other.

9. Grab my hand, don’t let me get lost in here!

10. No children under 12 allowed in here alone!

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Good haunted house captions

Here are some Good haunted house instagram captions:

1. “If you’re not scared out of your mind by now, you’re not cut out for this haunted house!”

2. “This is one spook-tacular haunted house – be prepared to get killed!”

3. “Don’t go in if you’re not prepared to be terrified!”

4. I am such a haunt mess.

5. In ghoul company. Goulish guests welcome.

6. There is no turning back now!

7. Find your way out of here, if you can.

8. The night is dark, and full of terrors.

9. It’s behind me, isn’t it?

10. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

11. “You’re stepping into my nightmarish realm.”

12. “Prepare to confront the restless spirits.”

13. “Your fate is sealed within these walls.”

14. “Embrace your doom that lurks within.”

15. “You dare to tread where few survive.”

16. “Welcome to the abyss of despair.”

17. “Escape? Not in your wildest nightmares.”

18. “You’re not alone, but they’re watching.”

19. “Your screams will only echo here.”

20. “The darkness hungers for your fear.”

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21. “You won’t find safety in these shadows.”

22. “Step in, and your soul’s forfeit.”

23. “Your courage, a feeble flicker in the dark.”

24. “Whispers of agony will be your lullaby.”

25. “You won’t leave unscarred, if at all.”

26. “Abandon hope, for it has abandoned you.”

27. “The walls whisper secrets of your demise.”

28. “You’re dancing with the malevolent unknown.”

29. “Your existence wavers on the edge.”

30. “Your fear fuels the horrors that await.”

31. “Within, nightmares take their true form.”

32. “You can’t hide from the relentless terror.”

33. “Innocence lost as you cross the threshold.”

34. “Your nightmares bow to this twisted reality.”

35. “They hunger for your trembling soul.”

36. “You think you’re brave, but terror knows no bounds.”

37. “Every step forward, deeper into despair.”

38. “Your escape is a fading illusion.”

39. “The past haunts these cursed halls.”

40. “You won’t leave unscarred, if you leave at all.”

41. “In this house, the darkness devours.”

42. “They’ll feast on your dread and despair.”

43. “You’ll beg for mercy, but silence will answer.”

44. “Your sanity is the first to crumble.”

45. “You entered willingly, but you’ll exit in pieces.”

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Haunted house couple captions

The following is a list of the best Haunted house captions for couples (with your boyfriend, girlfriend or life partner):

1. “In this haunted house, love won’t protect you.”

2. “Darkness surrounds us, and no one’s safe.”

3. “Ghosts are real, and they’re not friendly.”

4. “Our love won’t save us from these horrors.”

5. “Haunted house ahead: enter at your peril.”

6. “The perfect date night in – a private tour of our haunted house!”

7. “Our haunted house is the perfect place to scare each other silly!”

8. “Our favorite part is when we get to see each other’s reactions to the spooky sights!”

9. “We can’t wait to see what horrors await us next!”

10. “This is such a fun way to spend Halloween together!”

11. “Our haunted house is the perfect place to get closer to each other!”

12. Hey BOO, we’re going on a haunted house date tonight! 🙂

13. “Our haunted house is the perfect place to get to know each other better!”

14. If not with you then who? – Exploring the Haunted house with my other half!

15. When in doubt, go to our haunted house! – Our favorite place to be together!

16. Where love lives – Our haunted house!

17. Not all love stories have happy endings – Our haunted house is a perfect place to show us how it’s done!

18. There is no greater love than the love of a haunted house – Our house is the perfect place to show us how much we mean to each other!

19. Our love knows no boundaries – We’re going to our haunted house!

20. Because it’s the only place that feels right – Haunted house with my love!

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21. “Love is our shield in this haunted realm.”

22. “Spirits can’t scare us when we’re together.”

23. “Two hearts, one haunted adventure.”

24. “In love and haunted houses, we conquer all.”

25. “With you, every scream is a laugh.”

26. “Our love story: Hauntingly beautiful.”

27. “Haunted by love, not fear.”

28. “Ghosts beware, love’s in the air.”

29. “Every scare is worth it with you.”

30. “Our bond is stronger than any ghostly presence.”

31. “Navigating the dark together, hand in hand.”

32. “Two souls, one spooky adventure.”

33. “With you, even ghosts seem friendly.”

34. “In your arms, I fear nothing, not even ghosts.”

35. “Love is our ghostbuster.”

36. “Haunted houses and heartbeats – both racing.”

37. “Braving the eerie with my better half.”

38. “Ghosts envy the love we share.”

39. “Our love shines brighter than any haunted place.”

40. “In the haunted house of life, you’re my constant.”

41. “No place is too scary with you by my side.”

42. “Adventures are sweeter when shared with you.”

43. “Together, we’re the ultimate ghost hunters.”

44. “In the realm of ghosts, love is our guide.”

45. “Our love story: scarier than any ghost tale.”

46. “Love conquers all, even haunted houses.”

47. “Exploring the spooky with my favorite person.”

48. “With you, every haunted house is a home.”

49. “In love and haunted adventures, we thrive.”

50. “You’re my anchor in this haunted sea.”

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I don't know that there are haunted houses. I know that there are dark staircases and haunted people.

Houses are not haunted. We are haunted, and regardless of the architecture with which we surround ourselves, our ghosts stay with us until we ourselves are ghosts.

A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night.

When I was filming 'The Haunting Hour', my co-stars Emily Osment, Brittany Curran and I paid a visit to a haunted house - all dressed up as vampires! We really confused the workers.

One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place.

When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.

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I've always dreamed of having a year-round haunted house.

All houses in which men have lived and suffered and died are haunted houses.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes.

One need not be a chamber to be haunted.

I always wanted to live in a haunted house.

She herself is a haunted house. She does not possess herself; her ancestors sometimes come and peer out of the windows of her eyes and that is very frightening. from "The Lady of the Haunted House

I probably have more female friends than any man I've ever met. What I like about them is that almost always they're generally mentally tougher, and they're better listeners, and they're more capable of surviving things. And most of the women that I like have a haunted quality - they're sort of like women who live in a haunted house all by themselves.

I can't tell you how irritating it is to be an atheist in a haunted house.

Most of the women that I like have a haunted quality - they're sort of like women who live in a haunted house by themselves.

When the long, varnished buds of beech Point out beyond their reach, And tanned by summer suns Leaves of bright bryony turn bronze, And gossamer floats bright and wet From trees that are their own sunset, Spring, summer, autumn I come here, And what is there to fear? And yet I never lose the feeling That someone else behind is stealing Or else in front has disappeared; Though nothing I have seen or heard, Makes me still walk beneath these boughs With cautious step as in a haunted house.

People just like the thrill of anything. Dangerous things and dark things are exciting. Like as a kid, I knew I wasn't going to get killed if I went into the Haunted House but you kind of feel like you are. And when it comes out the track the other side, it's like, "we're still alive"! And I find it really funny when adults get really scared because I've not been really scared since I saw Jaws when I was a little kid. I just think people like the thrill of it, they like to feel like they accomplished something, that they survived the movie.

I would love to make a 1830's period piece, a house in the country, a classic atmospheric haunted house movie, visually it would be so beautiful, the costumes, the candles, the darkness, and the quiet, no radio, to TV, the clock ticking away.

That's definitely true! It was before my father died, so I can't attribute it to an obsession with death. When I was seven, I loved those old Sherlock Holmes movies with Basil Rathbone. The Scarlet Claw was one of my faves. And I loved all the Halloween's and that film about the haunted house... Burnt Offerings, with Oliver Reed. Every birthday party was a slumber party and we'd watch horror films.

In retrospect, I think that I've been given quite a few scripts over the years that had dark elements to them but most of them took place in the countryside with a haunted house. I think I've probably had that script about six to 10 times over the past few years. Or it was something to do with the supernatural.

I wanted it to be as multi-windowed as possible, so that the reader felt like they were seeing all the different ways in to a big haunted house.

I was already doing a lot of splendid research reading all the books about ghosts I could get hold of, and particularly true ghost stories - so much so that it became necessary for me to read a chapter of _Little Women_ every night before I turned out the light - and at the same time I was collecting pictures of houses, particularly odd houses, to see what I could find to make into a suitable haunted house.

I'm claustrophobic. I can't go into haunted houses. They have these tight, dark, enclosed space. I freak out. That's my phobia. It gets me out of stuff. Someone asks me to do something and I tell them I can't because I'm claustrophobic.


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29 Creepy Quotes That Will Make You Believe In Ghosts

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“All a skeptic is is someone who hasn’t had an experience yet.” — Jason Hawes


“Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” — Stephen King

“death is no more than passing from one room into another.” — helen keller, “if you knew that your life was merely a phase or short, short segment of your entire existence, how would you live knowing nothing ‘real’ was at risk, what would you do you’d live a gigantic, bold, fun, dazzling life. you know you would. that’s what the ghosts want us to do – all the exciting things they no longer can.” — chuck palahniuk, “ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.” — richard harris barham, “the thing i find really scary about ghosts and demons is that you don’t really know what they are or where they are. they’re not very well understood. you don’t know what they want from you. so it’s the kind of thing you don’t even know how to defend yourself against. anything that’s unknown and mysterious is very scary.” — oren peli, “in eastern culture, people see ghosts, people talk about ghosts… it’s just accepted. and in western culture it’s just not.” — jessica alba, “there are an infinite number of universes existing side by side and through which our consciousnesses constantly pass. in these universes, all possibilities exist. you are alive in some, long dead in others, and never existed in still others. many of our “ghosts” could indeed be visions of people going about their business in a parallel universe or another time – or both.” — paul f. eno, “even more than dying itself, i’m scared of the horror-movie changes that happen to the human body as it ages. i think of it as a sort of haunted-house effect, living inside a crumbling, creaking structure that is full of ghosts and will, some day, fall down.” — kate christensen, “ghosts seem harder to please than we are; it is as though they haunted for haunting’s sake – much as we relive, brood, and smoulder over our pasts.” — elizabeth bowen, “a person terrified with the imagination of spectres, is more reasonable than one who thinks the appearance of spirits fabulous and groundless.” — joseph addison, “whatever its origin, a belief in spirits seems to have been common to all the nations of the ancient world who have left us any record of themselves. ghosts began to walk early, and are walking still, in spite of the shrill cock-crow of wir haben ja aufgeklärt .” — james russell lowell, “apparitions are often confused with hauntings. the difference is that apparitions are ‘live’ (intelligent consciousness) and hauntings are ‘recordings.'” — loyd auerbach, “i fully believe in ghosts. i have, my entire life. the first house i ever lived in was haunted. there was a grave of a man in the backyard. i was just a baby then, but my parents would tell me that every night, at the same time, they would hear someone walking up the stairs.” — meaghan rath, “why are people afraid of ghosts ‘ooh, no, i wouldn’t want to see one i’d be too scared’ – accompanied by a tremolo of fear in the voice – is the common reaction. this puzzles me. i’d think anyone would welcome he opportunity. i’ve never heard of a ghost hurting anybody.” — dick cavett, “i like to say i believe in ghosts so i don’t get haunted by one.” — ella henderson, “psychoanalysis has taught that the dead – a dead parent, for example – can be more alive for us, more powerful, more scary, than the living. it is the question of ghosts.” — jacques derrida, “the murdered do haunt their murderers, i believe. i know that ghosts have wandered on earth. be with me always – take any form – drive me mad only do not leave me in this abyss, where i cannot find you” — emily bronte, “i believe in ghosts now because of new orleans. i never did before. i was so skeptical, but now i’ve seen one, which sounds insane, but it’s true.” — brett dier, “for who can wonder that man should feel a vague belief in tales of disembodied spirits wandering through those places which they once dearly affected, when he himself, scarcely less separated from his old world than they, is for ever lingering upon past emotions and bygone times, and hovering, the ghost of his former self, about the places and people that warmed his heart of old” — charles dickens, “it’s easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight.” — patricia briggs, “a house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. ghosts were created when the first man woke in the night.” — j.m. barrie, “the paranormal, you can’t pick and choose. it’s all or nothing.” — zak bagans, “we don’t believe in ghosts, mrs. phipps.” “don’t matter if you believe in them or not. if they’re there, they’re there.” — joan lowery nixon, “our forefathers looked upon nature with more reverence and horror, before the world was enlightened by learning and philosophy, and loved to astonish themselves with the apprehensions of witchcraft, prodigies, charms, and inchantments. there was not a village in england that had not a ghost in it, the church-yards were all haunted, every large common had a circle of fairies belonging to it, and there was scarce a shepherd to be met with who had not seen a spirit.” — joseph addison, “death is not the end, it is simply walking out of the physical form and into the spirit realm, which is our true home. it’s going back home…. we unzip the body, so to speak, let it fall to the ground and walk through the next door clothed in our spiritual form, which was always there inside the physical body.” — stephen christopher dennis, “well. i don’t suppose you have to believe in ghosts to know that we are all haunted, all of us, by things we can see and feel and guess at, and many more things that we can’t.” — beth gutcheon, “some places speak distinctly. certain dark gardens cry aloud for a murder; certain old houses demand to be haunted; certain coasts are set apart for shipwreck.” — robert louis stevenson, i have now transformed into a sensitive; a person who is able to detect when spirits are present. it’s a skill that’s evolved over hundreds of paranormal investigations and has taught me that the human body is the best means of paranormal detection. i’ve become a fine-tuned instrument of spiritual sensitivity.” — zak bagans.

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  • Happy Halloween witches
  • Keep on and carry a wand
  • The scariest haunted house in the world
  • Step into our house this Halloween to experience the thrill of your life
  • Get in loser We’re going haunting
  • Open all the doors and let your kids face the horrors They will be just fine I promise
  • Are you brave or are you afraid
  • This house is extremely haunted Don’t go in unless you’re ready for an adventure
  • Come explore the dark side
  • This year’s Fright Festival is your chance to see what the dead really look like
  • Enter at your own risk
  • If the broom fits fly it
  • We’ll see you this Halloween
  • This is where nightmares come to life And who are you to deny their desires
  • We dare you to try the scariest maze in your area this Halloween season
  • BOO We have scary good deals on jewelry and watches this fall
  • Prepare to be haunted by joy
  • Stay out of the light and you’ll be ok
  • Your worst nightmare just got so much worse
  • Just when you thought it was safe to go inside
  • Get daring Trick or treat
  • Get ready to scream scream SCREAM Our haunted house is coming soon
  • Doomed to repeat the sins of our fathers Let’s get this over with
  • This is your BRAIN on SCARE rides
  • We try to scare you but it’s our food that gets your attention
  • This Halloween be brave Be spooky Be you
  • What’s in the shadows just might scare you
  • Can you hear them Can you feel them You just might see them if you dare to enter
  • Don’t scream HauntedHaunt
  • Get out there and live a little
  • This is where the magic happens
  • …and now you’ll walkthrough
  • What’s up my witches
  • Dare to visit the scariest haunted house in town MURDER HOUSE
  • Hot ghoul Halloween
  • You say witch like it’s a bad thing
  • One scream Two screams Three screams Four…
  • The ghostess with the mostest
  • The scariest time of year is almost here … Are you ready to face your fears
  • It’s time to stock up on candles flashlights and…cameras
  • Where my ghouls at
  • Beware the bite of the pumpkin
  • Your worst nightmare will be better than this house if you go inside
  • You look as if you’ve seen a ghost
  • I’m here for the boos

Scary Clown Captions for Instagram

  • From the coffin she was awakened Now after 50 years she’s ready to be buried again
  • I’m not gonna sugar coat the truth I’m not Willy Wonka
  • Welcome to Spookytown You better hold on to your ticket
  • We’re ready for you ghosts and goblins Bring it
  • Where fear lives
  • Nothing says Halloween like the happiest place on earth Scream if you’re with us ❤️
  • You try to stay away You really do But how can you when the attractions are this good
  • Got the frightened feeling this place is haunted
  • You’ve bewitched us Sanderson sisters We’ve seen wonderful things things that make no sense
  • Everybody’s scared of something Doesn’t have to be spiders
  • Bugs and hisses
  • Trick or treat yo’self
  • Basic witch
  • Come to the scariest place on earth…we dare you
  • Cutest pumpkin in the patch
  • If you’ve seen a ghost speak up
  • Get ready to scream because this place is seriously haunted
  • Liberate yourself from the ghosts of negativity Only ghosts that leave you will come back
  • Be haunted this Halloween
  • Just witchful thinking
  • Prepare to be screamed at by your friends ThrillingHalloweenAttractions
  • Prepare for a fright Our Halloween Haunt is open every Saturday and Sunday in October
  • We dare you to take a look behind these doors It’s gonna be SCARY
  • Scream your lungs out at our Halloween attractions
  • If you’re brave enough to check out this haunted house you’ll have a screamfree Halloween booyah
  • You’ll scream so much that you’ll lose your voice
  • This Halloween all the fairy tales you know and love get a frightful twist
  • Your screams will be heard
  • It’s about to get spooky Stop by in October for a spinetingling good time
  • You’re all invited to a haunted house for the world’s biggest unbirthday
  • You won’t escape us this time
  • I’m boo’d up
  • You feel it in the air you know what’s coming Get ready for a hauntingly good time this October
  • Don’t miss out on the most gruesome hairraising and heartthumping bash in town
  • My life is as crooked as Rami Malek’s bowtie
  • Stress less and enjoy the best
  • Scream if you wanna go faster
  • Honk if you’ve been touched by a ghost
  • It’s time to get scared
  • Halloween is coming up quickly Are you ready
  • Look for the magic in every moment
  • Haunted House coming soon you don’t want to miss it
  • If you think I’m a witch you should meet my sister
  • I can’t tell you how irritating it is to be an atheist in a haunted house Matthew Tobin Anderson
  • What you see is not always what you get thedarkisreal
  • Do you dare to live in the most haunted house in America
  • Welcome to the house of horrors Enter if u dare 🛏

Funny Haunted House Quotes for Instagram

  • Ready for some chills Happy Halloween from us to you HappyHalloween
  • If you’re brave enough here’s what lies beyond the ticket booth
  • The scariest thing about mad science is the mad scientist
  • Get ready for a hauntingly fun time this fall
  • It’s not what you fear It’s what you face
  • I’m not high maintenance you’re just low effort
  • Witch way to the candy
  • Have a spooktacular night
  • If you’re brave enough to go in let us know how you like it
  • The scariest thing of all is a life you never lived
  • Drive through our haunted house of horrors we dare you halloweenishere
  • Are you brave enough for the haunted house
  • The only thing scarier than its inmates…is the staff
  • You shouldn’t be afraid of the dark You should be afraid of what’s in the dark
  • If these walls could talk they’d scream for help—so you can stay calm
  • Step into the darkness and be AMAZED
  • Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the house
  • Halloween is over and we’re here to give you a chance to be scared all year long
  • Would you spend the night here
  • It’s not your typical haunted house
  • Can I witch a ride My broomstick broke
  • Can be bribed with candy
  • A haunted home is a happy home
  • Prepare to be terrified…
  • Nightmares are the stuff of dreams Nightmare on 13th
  • Something wicked this way comes
  • Introducing The Dead House – where your darkest fears are just beginning Open September 23rd
  • In the haunted house of life art is the only stair that doesn’t creak Tom Robbins
  • It’s not IF you get scared it’s how many times you get scared
  • Are you brave enough to face your nightmares Dare to Enter
  • Bring your bravery to the haunted house You won’t be scared for long… not with us here
  • With the boo crew
  • They’re supposed to be scary but this Halloween let us scare YOU
  • In ghoul company
  • Shake your BOOty
  • Dare to touch things you shouldn’t…if you dare
  • Help us close out our 2016 season with a bang
  • All houses in which men have lived and suffered and died are haunted houses Mary Roberts Rinehart
  • Be afraid Be very afraid
  • Welcome—I am your ghost host
  • In 2021 I want to be as Insta famous as an egg and as ageless as Paul Rudd
  • The scariest place you’ll ever visit
  • Check out these crazy creatures from the deep halls of our house of horrors You’ll scream for more
  • Every ghost story begins with two words Once Upon A Time
  • We all scream for ice cream
  • Ghosts gather here
  • Im such a haunt mess
  • Step into a world of shadows fire and fear terrorificvi
  • Are you brave enough to check out our Haunted House We dare you
  • Get spooked and see why thousands visit every year for an unforgettable experience
  • Do you have what it takes to face your fears
  • Terrifying Enter if you dare
  • Hell is empty All the devils are here William Shakespeare
  • You’re here You might as well come inside
  • “Having the dream is easy making it come true is hard” – Serena Williams
  • Trick or treat yo’ self
  • Get ready to scream because you’re about to take the ultimate October adventure
  • We dare you to face your fears and experience the terror of our haunted house…if you dare
  • If you’ve got it haunt it
  • Our souls are haunting you from beyond the grave Come explore
  • There’s only one thing to be afraid of… being afraid
  • You can’t scare me I’m a grownass man who understands the concept of “fiction”
  • Creeping it real
  • We’re not just the scariest maze in America—we’re home to the original scream
  • Don’t forget to bring your running shoes… You’ll probably need them
  • Hey bootiful
  • Check out these spooky ghost stories and learn how to bring them to life
  • Here kitty kitty A little spooky fun for Halloween
  • Scream if you’re having a good time
  • Squadghouls
  • Too gourd to be true
  • You’ll scream bloody murder when you see our Halloween attraction…
  • This is where nightmares become real
  • You Won’t Survive Scream Town

Haunted House Bio for Instagram

  • Come in for a bite
  • Fear is a place
  • Gather round and listen to the tale of a house so wicked it had to be burned to the ground
  • The dead walk among us
  • Come out to play
  • It’s your chance to confront your fears and see just how brave or twisted you really are
  • Your worst fears will come true at this year’s Halloween Haunt Be afraid Be very afraid…
  • Ghostest with the mostest
  • Your next scare starts here The haunting season is about to begin
  • Ghosts like ladies never speak till spoke to Richard Harris Barham
  • We dare you to step inside…
  • Prepare to feel the fear—of missing out
  • Halloween has a scary new meaning to it this year…
  • The fear will stop…once your heart does
  • Even the stars were jealous of the sparkle in her eyes
  • It’s Halloween and we’re waiting with bated breath to see what creepy crawly things you’ll post
  • Feelin’ fangcy
  • Bring your absolute worst nightmare We’ll bring the rest
  • We’re going to scare the pants off you this Halloween
  • Step into the darkness and find your way through a maze of horrors link to Facebook event
  • We’re all a little bit haunted It’s just a matter of learning how to accept and work with it
  • “Be heroes of your own stories” – Constance Wu
  • You can’t be scared if you keep moving forward destinationfun
  • Horrifying things await you inside our Haunted House
  • Death is no more than passing from one room into another Helen Keller
  • The scariest thing about this place is how fast it went up And it’s open for one more month
  • Halloween may be approaching but the fear of insert problem lingers yearround
  • When I look into your eyes I think I see you You’re a liar
  • Some things are best left locked away in the dark where they belong…
  • Get ready to be scared
  • Fact You’re never alone in our haunted house
  • Prepare to be scared senseless
  • You’ll scream—we’ll scream You’ll love it—we’ll love it Only at Fear Fest
  • Get ready to scream your head off at our haunted house
  • Life is better when you’re laughing
  • A sass a day keeps the basics away
  • Something wicked this way comes…
  • Can’t hear can’t speak can’t see
  • Welcome to the Haunted House
  • If you dare to enter the witching hour visit this haunted house before it disappears into thin air
  • If you dare come face to face with our most chilling displays
  • I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy
  • Witch please
  • Ghouls just want to have fun
  • Are you brave enough to visit us in October
  • Come this way for the fright of your life
  • Now hear this If you’re brave enough to visit we’re brave enough to scare you
  • Don’t get lost in the fog—Find your way to the Blood Manor this Halloween
  • Come face your fears in our Haunted House We’re waiting for you and so is terror
  • Are you brave enough to experience the 7th Gate
  • What happens here stays here CatchThisScare
  • They’re not just here for your money They’re here for your soul
  • Time to get your kicks this Halloween at Fright Fest
  • If you’ve got a pulse you’re already dead
  • New mask who dis
  • Resting witch face
  • Terror Time is back Visit all 5 of our haunted houses during SCarowinds for the ultimate fright
  • We’ve got the best scream zones haunted houses and petrifying mazes in town Scream4Fun
  • What’s behind those doors Find out at our haunted house
  • The scariest time of the year is coming Are you ready
  • Prepare to be petrified in the allnew Petrification Chamber Enter if you dare
  • The scariest of the scary
  • Get ready for the scariest season as we unleash our most terrifying maze yet LetsGoToHell
  • When you come face to face with your deepest fears you’ll find out who you really are
  • Haunted house coming soon to a theater near you Coming this October ‘White Christmas The Musical’
  • Don’t look behind you
  • You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind
  • Too cute to spook
  • The only thing more haunting than a Halloween Horror Night maze is the price of admission
  • Prepare to be terrified

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  • Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot
  • Whatever is good for your soul do that
  • Hey boo Let’s get sheet faced
  • Your date is a ghost Do you A Offer to pay or B Scream like crazy You decide …
  • It’s the most wonderful time of the year Halloween
  • It’s not the dead things that scare us…
  • Scream your lungs out as you explore our terrifying but also somewhat adorable haunted house
  • You will live breathe and sleep 2017 You will be haunted by it And you will love it
  • Fear is just an illusion it doesn’t exist—right you guys
  • The dead do walk here
  • Get ready to run for your life
  • The only thing scarier than stepping through the door is not stepping through the door
  • Witch better have my candy
  • Bow down witches
  • Tomb sweet tomb
  • Are you brave enough to enter
  • Escape the everyday and experience something thrilling
  • The Nightmare is just beginning
  • Get spooked at the world’s most haunted places This October go ALL IN with your fear factor
  • The house that Jack built is coming to life on October 13th The Tallows House is open
  • if you’re going to have a haunted house you might as well go all out
  • Prepare to be frightened
  • If you’re a daredevil be prepared to get scared at the world’s scariest haunted house
  • It’s not just a ride it’s an adventure Are you ready to face your fears
  • Goulish guests welcome
  • Creep it real
  • They’re coming to get you Barbara
  • I always wanted to live in a haunted house Dick Cavett
  • Happy Haunting
  • If I were rich I’d pull a Netflix and spend 100 million on my Friends
  • It’s the scariest time of year Come out and play
  • Swish swish witch
  • Trick or treat You’ll get both at The Haunted Mansion
  • Boo Felicia
  • Going to be haunted if you miss out on this house of horrors
  • Behind Every Corner There’s A Creepy Twist
  • Fangs for the memories
  • It’s October and we’re just waiting for you
  • Don’t miss out on our frights and chills The scares are coming
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Creating a haunted house is no walk in the park. It takes time, effort, and a lot of creativity to make sure you’re giving your guests the ultimate spooky experience. As Halloween approaches and the desire for thrills and chills grows stronger, it’s important to know what it takes to create a genuinely frightening experience.

So, let’s take a behind-the-scenes look at creating a haunted house step-by-step. I’ll be sharing some insider tips gained from my years of experience as a professional scare actor here at Ray Ray’s Haunted House.

Step 1: Conceptualizing

Before diving into any major decisions about design or scares, we first must conceptualize our haunted attraction’s theme and overall feel. This is when brainstorming sessions begin with creative members of your team ideating various themes they deem terrifying enough to power your attraction.

It goes without saying that creative individuals prefer out-of-the-box ideas when they imagine what makes up an exceptional haunt concept; however, there are some factors that must be taken into consideration while working on this process:

– Is the theme relatable to people? Nearly everyone should have something that scares them. – Will this scare last all through the Hallowe’en season? – Can it be achieved within your budget?

Once you have ironed out these kinks and decided upon your haunt’s theme – whether it’s an asylum or creepy carnival – then you can progress into designing and configuring how things go beyond just concept.

Step 2: Planning & Construction

Congratulations! After finalizing essential constituents related to theme selection – We now move onto the next daunting task of executing everything planned within due time!

Now is when designing truly kicks off creating sketches of each room/section where visitors will travel through until they get frightened! Decide on layout options that leverage space effectively while also making sure every corner has maximum scare impact points across its path (extraordinary anticipation!).

Next up is defining what décor requirements are necessary, and decide whether you’ll have an appropriate team working or outsourcing to a professional crew. It’s important to note that you should select décor that accentuates the theme while also being highly durable in this case.

Some key points to prioritize during construction development include: – Making ample space for your actors, – Deciding where all of your scare props will be placed at various points in time, – Installing escapes or emergency exits for unexpected situations – Investing in good lighting restoration like LED bulbs every once in a while After finishing everything correctly it’s time to proceed further and test things out!

Step 3: Dress Rehearsal

Before opening day, it is imperative that the entire cast gets together through repeated dress rehearsals – testing out each procession as well as implementing changes wherever required with maximum utilization of tools available!

During these trials judges take into account multiple factors including,

– Scare Actors’ position within their section; is it advantageous enough? – Sound levels (don’t forget about speakers) – pitch discernability between characters’ voice and background soundtracks with significant synchronisation capabilities! The surrounding conditions must assist adequately. – Responding Tact properly so the actors can judge plainly how close regular visitors come towards them for effective scares.

Pro Tip: Do not skip offering adequate refreshments after constant repetition to keep up everyone’s energy levels (Chocolate Chip Cookies seem to work well for me).

Step 4: Actual Run-time

This one goes without saying – now it’s finally time for curtain call! As you allow visits on opening night or any other designated days, make sure everything runs smoothly by checking tickets before entrance checks are over correctly.

During run time – watch closely; monitor excitement levels from crowds attending seamlessly flowing into sections ripe with fright after fright! And don’t forget about making speedy act judgements on areas that could utilize creative tinkering.

Congratulations, you have finally created a unique and frightening haunted house! Hopefully, you’ll get adequate recognition for the sheer amount of work that goes into it, but more importantly – through this behind-the-scenes look, I hope I have been able to provide an informative and witty outlook on what happens during the making of a successful Halloween scary attraction. Remember always to prioritize safety concerns and enjoy planning while keeping in mind realistic goals without burning yourself out!

For those who are brimming with curiosity about the ins and outs of a haunted house, we’ve got you covered. From spooky sightings to ghostly whispers, we’re here to demystify some of the most frequently asked questions about a haunted house.

Q: Are ghosts real? A: While opinions on this topic vary greatly, it’s important to approach the idea of ghosts with an open mind. Many people believe in spirits from beyond the grave, while others remain skeptical. Regardless of personal beliefs, one thing remains certain – tales of haunted houses have been passed down for generations, and there must be some truth behind them.

Q: What makes a house haunted? A: The exact reasons why a home may become haunted are unclear. However, common theories include traumatic events or deaths that occurred in the home or on its grounds. The energy that these events create could potentially attract spirits or residual energy that lingers long after the event occurred.

Q: Why do ghosts only come out at night? A: Despite Hollywood’s depiction of ghosts only emerging during midnight hours, seeking help only during witching hours among other cliches- ghosts don’t actually follow a strict schedule nor are they limited by our concept of time- just like you they too can appear randomly any time they please.

Q: Can you communicate with ghosts? A: Communicating with spirits is possible however not as dramatized shows & movies portray it– communicating through vivid physical phenomena experienced by people living in an affected area ( i.e sudden chills , things moving inexplicably etc)

Q: How do I get rid of ghosts in my house? A:Getting rid of entities-thought to be restless souls-can take lives and lifetimes yet trending approaches involve smudging with sage or certain prayers which supposedly help releasing trapped souls into better realms.

In conclusion, while answers were provided here these explanations barely scratch the surface when it comes to understanding haunted houses. Spooky occurrences in general are largely subjective- what some people consider as supernatural phenomenon others might explain with more mundane causes. In the end it is up for you to decide what to believe but when cautiously stepping into haunted spaces following certain etiquettes such as treating these vibrations with respect and kindness is a good idea because sometimes its better safe than sorry!

Nothing gets your adrenaline pumping like a good haunted house. Whether it’s the spooky décor, eerie lighting, or gruesome props, haunted houses are the ultimate thrill for those who seek adventure and excitement. But what if I told you that there’s more to these house of horrors than meets the eye? In this article, we’ll be taking a closer look at some of the best-kept secrets behind these chilling and thrilling attractions. So hold on tight as we dive into the Top 5 facts about a haunted house Ray Ray quotes you need to know.

Fact #1: The Haunted House Industry is worth millions.

As the number of horror fans grows every year, so too does the demand for more elaborate and terrifying haunts. According to industry reports, the Haunted Attraction Association estimates that there are roughly 2,500 commercial haunted houses across America alone. With tickets ranging from $10-$50 per person depending on location and attraction level, it’s no surprise that this industry generates over $300 million annually.

Fact #2: Actors get in character quickly with weird rituals

If you’ve ever been inside one of these haunts before then you know that nothing says “terror” like an actor who can stay in character all evening long. But how do they manage to maintain their creepy persona for hours on end? Well, according to some actors insider tips online they have a few pre-show rituals including meditation and chanting exercises which helps them connect with their dark side.

Fact #3: Designing A Haunted House Is Like Building A Movie Set

Creating a believable world means seeing things through the eyes of your target audience – or victims? With soundscapes as important as visual design plus carefully planned jump scares and other classic traps hiding unpredictable experiences around each corner – may require months of planning before construction even begins.

Fact #4: Security is Tight

While most haunt-goers are thrilled by gory displays and ominous environments, the management of these haunts take their responsibilities seriously with multiple cameras watching the crowds and constantly looking out for any potential troublemakers. If you attempt to intentionally break objects, throw things or even try and assault an actor in character expect to see yourself working as a character in the haunted house next time – this is a serious business so patrons should treat it as such.

Fact #5: Haunted Houses use Psychology Tricks

Most people who enter a haunted attraction know that they’re not actually risking their lives. But amid all the screeching monsters distractions and endless scares, our brains are easily lured into support believing what we see around us even though knowing its all fake. And combine that with some clever psychological manipulation by actors and management designed to elicit fear from within – you’ll leave trembling after your frightful experience no doubt about it.

In conclusion, as much fun as Haunted Houses can be those involved in running them work hard to create experiences that will impress visitors but not cause actual harm. From actors performing pre-show rituals help get into character quickly, intense planning required for design and production stages before anything is built on-site right up until lockdown when managers ensure only those with legitimate reasons have access these attractions can provide ultimate thrills without compromise.

So there you have it folks! The Top 5 facts about a haunted house Ray Ray quotes you need to know. Next time you adventure inside one of these chillingly thrilling environents keep this article’s tips in mind so you can fully appreciate both the fun and complexity behind this ever-changing industry.

The power of words is often underestimated, yet it can leave a profound impact on people’s lives. Words have the ability to evoke emotions, convey messages, and inspire action. The Haunted House Ray Ray Quotes are the perfect example of how influential words can be.

The Haunted House Ray Ray is a popular haunted house attraction in California that has gained popularity for its spine-chilling experience. One of the reasons why it’s so terrifying is because of the quotes plastered all around it – each quote menacingly echoing through the halls as visitors make their way through the house.

Visitors who have had the chills from experiencing this horror cannot deny that these quotes have left an unforgettable impression on their minds. In fact, some quotes are so unnerving they will send shivers down anyone’s spine just reading them.

One such quote reads,” Death comes to us all. It’s only a matter of time.” This statement alone is enough to make one think twice about entering The Haunted House Ray Ray – or perhaps life itself! Words that seamlessly blend with fear and power always leave deep-rooted memories in our mind.

Another hair-raising quote reads,” They say you can’t take it with you when you go, but I’m not so sure about that.” This eerie statement plays on our deepest fears and uncertainties – reminding us we will eventually face death, but what happens after?

Imagine stumbling upon another quote which says,” Do you hear them too? All those voices in your head.” As if being caught off guard by screams wasn’t enough, now imagine hearing whispers amidst those screams!

The clever manipulation of language and unsettling imagery make these quotes a driving force behind The Haunted House Ray Ray experience. Each word resonates deeply with visitors long after they’ve left.

The power behind words lies in their ability to connect with people on an emotional level – whether it’s fear or laughter –they leave an indelible mark on our minds. And in the case of The Haunted House Ray Ray, words through strategically placed quotes have caused visitors to scream and run – all while taking unforgettable memories with them.

In other words, take the time to choose your words wisely – they have the power to change, influence or create a lasting memory in others. So next time you speak; let us hope it’s something profoundly moving that people will never forget.

If you’re a fan of horror comedies, then A Haunted House is one of those movies that you just can’t miss. It’s a perfect balance between scares, laughs and quirky characters that make the viewing experience a truly enjoyable one. And if there’s one thing that stands out in this movie, it’s definitely the one-liners! There are plenty of funny and witty quotes throughout the film, but Rey Rey takes the cake with some of the best zingers.

Rey Rey is played by Marlon Wayans and he’s hands-down one of the funniest characters in A Haunted House. He’s got quick wit and hilarious comebacks that will leave you in stitches. Here are some of his most memorable lines:

1. “I ain’t afraid of no ghost…but them bitches scared me!”

This line sets up the tone for what type of character Rey Rey is – he may be tough, but he still knows how to crack a joke when things get spooky.

2. “You know what they say about big houses? Big ghosts!”

When people move into larger homes, they often feel like they’ve hit real estate gold. But what if their new home comes with extra haunted occupants? That’s where this line comes in handy!

3. “I wish I had Red Bull instead because now I’m awake…and dead.”

In moments where sleep deprivation meets ghostly hallucinations, nothing feels more accurate than being ‘awake…and dead’! This quote hits close to home for anyone who has ever struggled through a night with less than optimal energy levels.

4. “I don’t know if she was possessed or just hangry.”

When observing unusual behaviour such as uncontrolled rage and sullenness during an exorcism scenario or other supernatural happenings , it can be difficult to tell whether it’s a case of demonic possession or simply someone reacting badly on an empty stomach.

5. “I guess we gon’ find out what that supernatural pussy feel like.”

This quote is probably the most outrageous, but it also happens to be one of the most memorable lines in the film. As crass as it sounds, you can’t help but laugh at the ridiculousness of his delivery.

Rey Rey is definitely a standout character from A Haunted House and his one-liners are just the icing on the cake. He brings a fresh take on horror-comedies while still paying homage to some classic movie tropes. So next time you watch this cult favourite, keep your ears open for these witty quotes!

If you’ve ever seen the movie “A Haunted House,” then you know how hilarious and outrageous it is. Filled with crude jokes, slapstick humor, and memorable quotes, this horror-comedy has earned a cult following. But what’s even more entertaining than the film itself is the social media reaction to one particular character: Ray Ray.

For those who haven’t had the pleasure of watching “A Haunted House,” Ray Ray is an eccentric psychic who helps the main characters investigate paranormal activity in their home. He’s played by Affion Crockett, who delivers his lines with impeccable timing and comedic energy. It’s no wonder that he stole the show and became a fan favorite.

But how do we know that he’s a fan favorite? Well, just take a look at social media. You’ll find countless tweets, memes, and videos dedicated to his quirky personality and memorable quotes . Here are some of our favorites:

First up, there’s his signature line: “You gotsta pay for that gas!” This phrase became so popular that it spawned its own meme. The catchphrase has since been used in various contexts beyond the movie itself.

Another iconic moment from Ray Ray comes when he channels a spirit by reciting Beyonce lyrics: “If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it.” This scene alone was enough to make viewers laugh out loud and prompt them to share their reactions online.

One Twitter user compared Ray Ray to Yoda from Star Wars, calling him “a great sage” with his unconventional wisdom. Meanwhile, others simply couldn’t get enough of his over-the-top antics and praised Crockett’s performance for bringing life into the character.

Of course, not everyone was enamored with Ray Ray, but even those who found him irritating couldn’t deny his impact on the film as a whole. In fact, many fans have clamored for a sequel or spin-off specifically focused on him.

This isn’t the first time that social media has been instrumental in making a character or movie go viral. We’ve seen this with everything from “The Mandalorian’s” Baby Yoda to “Stranger Things'” Eleven. And while it’s unclear if Ray Ray will ever get his own standalone project, one thing is for sure: he’ll forever be remembered as one of the most memorable characters in modern horror-comedy history.

In conclusion, social media reaction to Ray Ray quotes shows just how much people love laughing and sharing their enthusiasm for a good joke. Whether it’s through memes, retweets, or simply quoting your favorite lines at your friends, it’s clear that humor has an undeniable impact on our digital lives. So join the conversation and share your own favorite Ray Ray quote today!

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Best Haunted Mansion Movie Quotes: These quotes from the Haunted Mansion (2023) are hilarious, deep, and filled with Easter Eggs from the ride!

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(L-R): Owen Wilson as Father Kent, Rosario Dawson as Gabbie, LaKeith Stanfield as Ben, Tiffany Haddish as Harriet, and Danny DeVito as Bruce in Disney’s HAUNTED MANSION. Photo courtesy of Disney. © 2023 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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As always, we try to keep these as spoiler free as possible by not attaching names to the quotes, but as you go further down the list, the more spoilery the list can become.

Welcome Foolish Mortals

Where death is not an ending, but a new beginning., welcome home. , you’ll be back. , this place is haunted. , this is our home now. nah, we’re out. , trying to see the unseen. , i’m from syracuse. , i don’t care. , no such thing as ghosts. , i understand a lunch break. this seems more like dinner and a movie., the treasures i seek are in heaven., you smell like yesterday. , one man’s monster is another man’s great halloween costume. , my job is having faith. i got faith in you., you and i are so different but when we come together, it’s great., i’m not afraid of a couple ghosts. , you say that now., it’s my worst nightmare..

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Lindsay Lamb as The Bride in Disney’s HAUNTED MANSION. Photo courtesy of Disney. © 2023 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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I found this place on Zillow. 

The power of suggestion. , right on time. , something followed me home. , do you think i would keep my son in a haunted house , the ghosts are like bed bugs. , i will do anything to protect my son. , but your eyes were screaming yes. , out ghosts kept wanting us to return., after midnight we all stay together in this room. , he’s going to be so excited you’re here. he loves guests. , they were just running me home. , people used to eat here. , that’s when things started getting weird., ghosts like to fight., nine is young i was driving at nine..

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Jamie Lee Curtis as Madame Leota in Disney’s live-action HAUNTED MANSION. Photo courtesy of Disney. © 2023 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Madame Leota was the greatest medium ever. 

God, give us a break. , i feel like there are so many bad people. haunt them., you were the grieving spirit. , i’m too old to die., this feels different. , i don’t like the chair. , don’t leave me., it’s good she’s not here., we have a friend in common. , take us with you. , not in rome. , attics are historically terrifying..

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(L-R): Chase Dillon as Travis and Rosario Dawson as Gabbie in Disney’s live-action HAUNTED MANSION. Photo courtesy of Disney. © 2023 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

I’m sure these guys all deserved what they got. 

I’m different. i’m an ally to you and to all women. , very powerful book you’re holding. best you know how to use it. , it’ll cost you. three dollars. , hundreds of spirits freely come and go. , probably months now. , he needs one thousand. , i fear he may be a little young to process existential threat., i don’t know why they don’t like me. i dress my best every day. i raise my hand in class. i always make sure everyone follows the rules on the playground..

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Owen Wilson as Father Kent in Disney’s HAUNTED MANSION. Photo courtesy of Disney. © 2023 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Sage from Costco. 

Bursted like a balloon. , can you play something a little more light this is all he wants to hear., no one knows his mortal name., you must not let him take the last soul., suffering is the weak., you can get what you want. if your willing. , for a ghost realm there was a lot of life., i just wanted to see her one more time., she died alone..

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Hatbox Ghost (voiced by Jared Leto) in Disney’s HAUNTED MANSION. Photo courtesy of Disney. © 2023 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

A murderer in life. Now a murderer in death. 

This guy was so petty, you have to respect it. , the head is still here. , i’m a child. , no singing along please., this is a tunnel or terrors. , i’m gonna need a drink., when hinges creek in doorless chambers., but there’s always room for one more., let my friends show you around. , i have faith in you. , you’re too stupid to understand. , i hate it everywhere. , all roads lead to me. , are you ready to go home, he feeds on your grief., she knows. , we gotta talk about boundaries. , this house is where i belong., to the afterlife. to life..

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About Haunted Mansion

Inspired by the classic theme park attraction, “Haunted Mansion” is about a woman and her son who enlist a motley crew of so-called spiritual experts to help rid their home of supernatural squatters. The film’s producers are Dan Lin and Jonathan Eirich, with Nick Reynolds and Tom Peitzman serving as executive producers.

Directed by Justin Simien, the film features an all-star cast ensemble cast including LaKeith Stanfield, Tiffany Haddish, Owen Wilson, Danny DeVito, Rosario Dawson, Chase W. Dillon and Dan Levy, with Jamie Lee Curtis and Jared Leto as The Hatbox Ghost.

Haunted Mansion comes to theaters July 28th.

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